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Just to gain £4000 compensation . The idiot could have killed himself.

2007-11-14 05:55:41 · 20 answers · asked by Ariana 5 in News & Events Current Events

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...and he's gone to Prison. That's ace, frankly. "What you in for?"... "Nailgunning myself".

Priceless.

2007-11-14 05:59:39 · answer #1 · answered by Dokflesh 2 · 4 0

a nail through the palm of my hand for four grand? I would have got at least seven grand for that by the time i explained to the judge about the mental torture and night mares it has been causing me sionce the accident. pmsl

2007-11-14 08:33:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

And do you think this is Funny ... making fun of Jesus !!! First Jesus was not crucified, but God raised him to the skies, and will be back at the end of time. So the nailed man was a different guy who looked like jesus. And if you insist that he was nailed on the cross ... give me your proof. [4.154] And We lifted the mountain (Sainai) over them at (the li taking of the covenant) and We said to them: Enter the door making obeisance; and We said to them: Do not exceed the limits of the Sabbath, and We made with them a firm covenant. [4.155 ] Therefore, for their breaking their covenant and their disbelief in the communications of Allah and their killing the prophets wrongfully and their saying: Our hearts are covered; nay! Allah set a seal upon them owing to their unbelief, so they shall not believe except a few. [4.156] And for their unbelief and for their having uttered against Marium a grievous calumny. [4.157 ] And their saying: Surely we have killed the Messiah, Isa son of Marium, the apostle of Allah; and they did not kill him nor did they crucify him, but it appeared to them so (like Isa) and most surely those who differ therein are only in a doubt about it; they have no knowledge respecting it, but only follow a conjecture, and they killed him not for sure. [4.158] Nay! Allah took him up to Himself; and Allah is Mighty, Wise

2016-05-23 03:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by georgina 3 · 0 0

He didnt realise he could have killed himself, as he had done it before successfully - just glad he was caught as he obviously has some serious issues..

2007-11-14 05:59:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

He done it cos he thought someone else would get the blame for it. Bloody idiot.

2007-11-14 06:02:10 · answer #5 · answered by Kev 7 · 4 0

A nail gun? Must have a screw loose.

2007-11-14 11:14:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good one there Arthur B. The first answer was funny too.

2007-11-14 08:26:18 · answer #7 · answered by Babe 2 · 1 0

Absolutely barmy. Lol @ Dokflesh.

2007-11-14 06:09:10 · answer #8 · answered by Chris 6 · 3 0

the mad thing is he didn't shot himself once but SEVEN times????
it must have hurt like hell
if he needed money why didn't he just get out a loan??

2007-11-14 06:01:46 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

depends where he shot himself... But ya he could eff get messed up. I saw it on CSI miami yesterday...

2007-11-14 05:58:57 · answer #10 · answered by Marco P 2 · 2 0

Plonker!! What was he thinking? Those things are scarey anyway!!

2007-11-14 06:00:37 · answer #11 · answered by murphywingedspur 7 · 2 0

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