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I can't believe I lost the entire investment of $13.87... I am so depressed and upset that I could jump from a second story window straight into the compost heap below...

2007-11-14 05:07:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance Investing

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Don't jump! As your broker, I can tell you that FII will experience a rebound in the third quarter of 2012. You have to be in this for the long haul. Here's some inside dope...they are on the verge of a buyout of BigDaddy Foods in Burbank. They're the ones with the trendy new H&G Sausage Factory line of products. Their animated meat grinder virtual tour is really starting to build public interest.

Oh...don't call me at home. I'll be in Bermuda until April.

TD
Money Manager
Euwaite, Euwaite, Euwaite, Steinmetz & Euwaite
Where good money goes, since 1898.

2007-11-14 05:14:31 · answer #1 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 2 0

There are may ways of determining if a stock price will go down. Everyone else in the world is looking for a guaranteed way of knowing whether they will go up. Here are some ways of seeing impending disaster before it hits: 1) A press release is issued from the SEC that a company is under investigation. 2) A company anounces that it has significantly overstated its earnings. 3) A company receives a "delisting" notice from their exchange. 4) You turn on the news and hear a report of a class action law suit against a company. ...there are probably a lot more. (By the way, selling stock isn't the same as "selling short". To short a stock, you have to agree to pay a loan in shares rather than money, then buy shares later to pay the loan. If you guessed right, you'll be buying them at a lower price than your borrowing, and you'll keep the balance.)

2016-04-04 00:52:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahahaha You still have this worthless crap stock in your portfolio everybody and his mum told you to dump Fluffin International Inc. right after the Vietnam war. There is no longer a market for defoliants you retard. You might as well go with Penfolds Latex Gas Masks Ltd.
or Stooge remodeled Goldfish Mayonnaise Jars Corporation.
If you absolutely positively wanna go down the drain.


Hope this helps

2007-11-14 07:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh i feel for your loss; as i too lost my life saving off $23;13 in Tijuana playing 3 card Molly.I didn;t know the games were rigged; but next time i get my saving up again; i;ll go for the card game Go Fish; i know i;ll won;t lose that game; as every ones a winner .Hey that;s what the guys said about the 3 card Molly game..Please stooge don;t jump; with your angina/heart problems you don;t want to make it worse.

2007-11-14 06:03:23 · answer #4 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 1 0

When Black Friday comes, you can stand down by the door
And catch all the grey men as they dive from the fourteenth floor.

When Black Friday comes, you can collect everything you're owed, and before your friends find out you'll be on the road

When Black Friday falls you know it's true . . .
Don't let it fall on you.

When Black Friday comes, you can fly down to Muswellbrook
And strike all the big red words from your black book
You can do just what you please, you can wear no socks and shoes
With nothing to do but feed all the kangaroos

When Black Friday comes you'll be on that hill
You know you will

When Black Friday comes, you can dig yourself a hole
And lay down in it 'till you satisfy your soul
You can let the world pass by you, the Archbishop gonna sanctify you, and if he don't come across you're gonna let it roll

When Black Friday comes you're gonna stake your claim
I guess you'll change your name

2007-11-14 06:05:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well, judging by your picture, let's hope that compost pile is pretty darn deep so you don't hurt yourself, pal. Take a deeeeeeep breath before you jump.

2007-11-14 05:34:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

wait.. you aren't on the second story. You are in the basement so that won't work! Look out the window next time.

2007-11-14 05:11:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Shoot yourself first though and jump into a pool full of hungry piranha and sharks and videotape it OK?

2007-11-14 16:56:31 · answer #8 · answered by Duncan w ™ ® 7 · 0 0

Before you jump... I think you need some Safety Training.

http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/#mea=116293

2007-11-14 06:40:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It seems we share the same fininacial advisor. I'll hold your hand, and we'll jump together.

2007-11-14 10:04:24 · answer #10 · answered by Marguerite 7 · 0 0

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