Said King Arthur to Sir Lancelot....
2007-11-14 05:01:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
My sir, you sure do smell a lot
Consider a bath
or study some math
On how long you should sit on the pot!
2007-11-14 13:17:26 · answer #1 · answered by chris j 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Said King Arthur to Sir Lancelot...
'Sir, it is indeed very hot!'
When it's hot, men want it cool,
When it's cool, they like it hot!
Always wanting what is not!!!!
Disclaimer: This may not be a limerick, strictly speaking. I wrote in a hurry. I love rhymes and will love to write more once my exams are over by November 23,2007. Last three lines are taken from a quotation.
2007-11-14 13:14:39 · answer #2 · answered by Vikas Gupta 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aaahheemmm...a limerick:
A drunk who was drowning his sorrow
Had requested some cash he could borrow,
And polite as can be,
Bowed and thanked both of me,
And avouched he’d repay us tomorrow.
Hehehe.
Enjoy!
Sorry, it's not a King Arthur limerick. But, I'll work on one.
How about:
Said King Arthur to Sir Lancelot,
"When rescuing virgins do you chance a lot?"
Said Lancelot to his king,
"No more then a fling,
but my britches, in front, do advance a lot."
Enjoy!
2007-11-14 13:09:40 · answer #3 · answered by real kool kat 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Said King Arthur to Sir Lancelot,
“Egad, my knights are a fancy lot!
Cavorting like fairies
They now only wear these
Tutus, toss daisies, and prance a lot.”
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
2007-11-14 16:26:04 · answer #4 · answered by wow_bill 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Said King Arthur to Sir Lancelot
Was it something in those pants you bought
That you showed to your mother
That night under the covers
In the ultimate dirty dance, or not?
2007-11-14 13:32:47 · answer #5 · answered by maddog27271 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Said King Arthur to Sir Lancelot
A guillotine for my wife I have bought
When worn in between
Her fine legs long and lean
Painful lessons intruders are taught!
2007-11-14 13:12:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋