Can you write me a limerick today? (1)?

Question

There once was a man from Great Britain....

(carry on!!)

Sorry, the idea is to start with the line I gave you above!

Answer 1

The pavement, his feet were a hittin'
He peddled his wares from coast to coast
His machine, he said, made the best toast
And his charm would sooth a kitten.

Answer 2

There once was a man from Great Britain
who got bitten by a rabid Kitten
the Kitten was blind
and that was just fine,
for the man was really from Great Britain

Answer 3

There once was a man from Great Britain,
Who dreamt he turned into a kitten.
He then spotted a mouse,
Which he chased through the house.
That extraneous man of Great Britain.

Answer 4

There once was a man from Great Britain
Whom with a bonny lass was truly smitten
He took her to dine
and with some fine wine
Had her purring just like a kitten!

Answer 5

There once was a girl all on fire
who succumbed to her lovers desire
she said I know it's a sin
but now that it's in
could you shove it a few inches higher?