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2007-11-14 04:28:21 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

HAHAHAHAAHAH, they posted this in Cleaning and Laundry...
my laundry has the herps

2007-11-14 04:29:50 · update #1

29 answers

you have to give them to someone else

2007-11-14 04:31:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

Sadly,,,it is an incurable condition that you now have. There are medications available out there that can help you keep from SPREADING this disease to others,but there is no cure for you. Try to learn how to LIVE with the symptoms the best you can,,and NEVER email or text ANYONE,,when the symptoms are manifesting themselves,,because this is when it is the most contagious to others. I do not know this for a fact,but I have heard it said that you can "cure" this condition by "replacing" it with another "TYPE" of herpes called " HERPES SIMPLEX NINE", or as some now call it " SPACE HERPES". To acquire this form of the disease is not difficult if you know someone on the inside at N.A.S.A. The symptoms of this "space herpes" are much more mild and you may find that you FEEL like you have been "CURED" because of this.Good luck,,,,and remember to NEVER email me when you are in the "ACTIVE" Phases.

2007-11-14 12:44:02 · answer #2 · answered by wayne_burdeshaw 5 · 1 0

Why, CyberValtrex of course, there are many side effects talk to your doctor before trying CyberValtrex, do not use if you are pregnant or nursing, it is still possible to spread CyberHerpes even if you do not have an outbreak. Side effects include: vomitting, diarheea, stomach ache, and weakened immune system. . .

2007-11-14 12:33:14 · answer #3 · answered by Victoria. 6 · 1 0

McAfee or Norton herpe cream applied to the infected area.

2007-11-14 12:32:17 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 4 0

CyberValtrex

2007-11-14 12:33:20 · answer #5 · answered by Charlie S 6 · 1 0

go to the cyber doctor!! and ewwwie wash your laundry clean!

2007-11-14 12:36:43 · answer #6 · answered by --Br0oklYn-- 5 · 1 0

You have to go to the cybergynocologist and get a cyberprescription for some cybercream to apply to your cybervajayjay.

2007-11-14 12:32:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Sorry but you'll have to go to the cyber Doc and he'll probably prescribe abstinence. Sorry
:(

2007-11-14 12:36:34 · answer #8 · answered by mahoganychik@yahoo.com 6 · 1 0

You have to download the ccleaner then you have to never answer another coke or pesi q or you will have a flare up

2007-11-14 12:35:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I've heard CyberValtrex gets rid of it. They call it CybrVal. Actually, it won't get rid of it, you just lessen your chances of having a cyberoutbreak.

2007-11-14 12:33:10 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

Gotta go to the Internet Doctor and get some of those pills. Heck, you can probably order them on-line.
This will clear up your problem real fast.

Cleaning and Laundry??? WTF????

2007-11-14 12:37:21 · answer #11 · answered by makeloans2 7 · 1 0

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