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I lived in Sweden - the land of elks - for 11 years so this used to happen to me now and then.

2007-11-14 03:39:56 · 34 answers · asked by Fröken Fräken 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

34 answers

I'd wonder WTF? Ain't no elk in New York! Whitetail and moose, and even bears, yes - but no elk.

2007-11-14 03:43:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'd call the local TV stations... an elk in Texas would be like a snowstorm in July! We get a lot of deer in the yards in Central Texas... eating everyone's gardens! But now an elk would be a sight!!!

2007-11-14 03:49:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'd definitely get a camera. Here in central Texas an elk in the garden would be quite a rare occurrence indeed!

2007-11-14 03:43:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would be like Honey! Theirs a big deer-lookin thing in our garden (which we don't have but I'll play along) and he would come and we would look out the window and try to figure out what exactly kinda animal the elk was since we live in mississippi and neither one of us has ever seen one and I'm not 100 % certain what one looks like

2007-11-14 03:58:42 · answer #4 · answered by ASH 6 · 0 0

I would keep it safe from harm and call the newspapers and TV stations and get my 15 Min's of fame. Plus the elk would get the proper care may be in a wild life sanctuary.

2007-11-14 03:46:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i would stare..and wonder an elk is doin in middle of the city..
it'd be fun to stand there and watch everyone try gettin the elk out

2007-11-14 03:42:32 · answer #6 · answered by Styles 3 · 0 0

you are so lucky. live in the city would love to see a elk in its nature. that pictures

2007-11-14 11:28:54 · answer #7 · answered by richfraga 7 · 0 0

My first impulse is to grab the 30-06 (a large calibre rifle for you that don't know)....but since I live in a city this might disturb the neighbors.
Stay inside, as confronting an animal as large as an elk could be hazardous to your well being.
Then, contact police and Animal Control.
Then grab the digital camera. Click away!!

2007-11-14 03:44:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Well Squiff,

Depends on whats in that garden. If hes out there eating my tomato plants, I think I'd open the window and yell at him.

Maybe throw a shoe at him or something.

2007-11-14 03:44:00 · answer #9 · answered by WhereTheBuffaloRoam 5 · 1 0

Erect a large tent over it and have an elk party to which I would invite my friends, neighbours, whores and unknown passers-by.

2007-11-14 03:53:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

We get deer in ours. They ate my veggies, and even ate my rosebuds.

Someone told me to cut up a bar of Irish Spring soap (a very aromatic, strong smelling soap) and sprinkle that around the roses. That seemed to help.

2007-11-14 03:45:13 · answer #11 · answered by kiwi 7 · 1 0

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