Youre invited to this vip dinner at your bosses place. Your sitting around the table for dinner and sure enough a fart comes along. Trying to repress it does no good and KABLAM! The loudest and smelliest fart comes out just at the quietest pause in the conversation.
quickly you look around for somebody to blame it on but just when you think things couldnt get any worse a trickle of diarrea runs down your pant leg as well as your bosses expensive furniture.
Is there any way out of this one?
2007-11-14 02:34:02 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG, I feel SO bad for you. Nothing you can do about it now, buit salvage whats left of your dignity. But let me help you in case this happens again.
Here are Elyse's tips for avoiding ambarrassing yourself due to farts in public:
1. If at all ever possible, excuse yourself to the bathroom, so you can have walls between you. And if you feel a little more pressure than normal, EVEN A LITTLE, then always leave for the bathroom, To avoid those little accidents.
2. If you *MUST* fart in the same room as others then do so just as you "adjust yourself" in your chair or "get up to stretch" in such a way so that the chair legs screetches across the floor as you let the gas go.
3. Sounds a bit odd, but try to have your bum cheeks spread, when you do so because the less thats in the way, when you fart, the less noise, typically. Discreetly lift one cheek (or both) if you think it may be necessary.
I'm practically a master of this. If the fart comes out smellier than anticipated, then blame the gas being leaked from the cars passing by outside or something.
Best luck, and wishes to you, hope the whole thing doesnt end out bad! Hopefully they didnt see the diahrrea, and at the very least a joke could've been made out of it.
-Elyse
2007-11-14 02:48:12 · answer #1 · answered by Vivi Raymaker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is how I would get out of it-I'd put it back on the boss and tell thenm that the food was shocking, disgusting and it has now given you the runs-I would then DEMAND that they pay for your soiled clothing and IMMEDIATELY tend to your every freakin' need. I would then begin to cry and threatento sit on his lap. That would lessen the awkwardness...
Shocker!
2007-11-14 10:43:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This sounds like a plot line for a low budget C grade actor comedy spoof, like something called "Funny Chuck gets Rip Romped" unrated and straight to VHS.
ps-Duh.
2007-11-14 10:40:14 · answer #3 · answered by Wes Mantooth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be honest, cause its obvious everyone knows the deal. Apologize and blame it on a health condition, something you ate earlier, or a virus...... let everyone know how sorry and embarrassed you are and although it will not be forgotten you could get a little sympathy.
2007-11-14 10:45:26 · answer #4 · answered by Ebony A 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blame the freaking food they served. Act outraged and threaten to sue.
2007-11-14 10:37:46 · answer #5 · answered by ditdit 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'll try and answer this before it gets deleted - OK
That's very embarrassing with no way out of it.
Just walk out, clean yourself up and go back home
2007-11-14 10:46:20 · answer #6 · answered by Hot Head 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoa a shart at the bosses place, funny but I'm sure you were miserable, sorry.
2007-11-14 10:38:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just continue as though nothing happen, I'm sure no one would make a stink about it...
2007-11-14 10:41:36 · answer #8 · answered by jjonesacctony 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this a joke? yes it would be embarrassing but you have to excuse yourself and take care of your business.
2007-11-14 10:36:47 · answer #9 · answered by smeezleme 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i think i would die from embarassment if this happened to me!! Can't think of any way out of it...think if it was me I'd have to find a new job lol
2007-11-14 10:39:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋