Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year- old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble crapping?" "No, I crap every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
2007-11-14 02:14:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Oh Lordy! Is that what we have to look forward to? LOL
2007-11-14 02:33:26 · answer #1 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No way!! 56 is too old. Within 10 years is probably "ideal," but not everyone situation is the same. If you didn't have a kid, I would say that you might not want to be tied down with someone older (because they are looking to settle down, not "have fun" like a twenty-something, with no responsibilities) I imagine that being in a relationship with a "typical" 22 year-old guy would probably not work out so well for you. Your lifestyles would be totally different, and he would probably kind of disgust you for seeming so irresponsible. I have always dated older. There is something about "wisdom" that is so incredibly sexy. Also, a 36 year old (who was married) will DEFINITELY keep you much more satisfied in "the bedroom," than a 22 year old guy would....
2016-05-23 03:12:45 · answer #2 · answered by pilar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont usually laugh all that much, but that one got to me. Maybe because i am over 80.
2007-11-14 13:34:47 · answer #3 · answered by oldtimer 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Very funny. Old, but like most of us who have heard a lot of jokes, they are still funny.
2007-11-14 04:45:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ya got a belly laugh for that one my dear!
Thanks again!
2007-11-14 02:23:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's why they make Depends! lol. So much to look forward to!
2007-11-14 06:30:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh the delights of old age
2007-11-14 06:39:22 · answer #7 · answered by Diamond 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it making my day! Hope it is not true.
2007-11-14 06:05:07 · answer #8 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
disgusting....but funny! Goldwing
2007-11-14 05:56:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! I am laughing !1 Good one!!
2007-11-14 18:02:21 · answer #10 · answered by Meeshmai 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋