and behind every dead man there is chuck norris?
2007-11-14 01:47:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Your statement is almost correct...but you spoiled it when you added every dead man....for must you know...DEAD MAN TELL S NO TALES...so how will the dead man knows any chuck norris when he is dead....in simple syllogism...it has no logic....can you do it better next time please?
A dead man neither has inheritance...nor knowledge....no awareness....no life....no deal....so avoid joking with the dead...you may not have a woman behind you ...but "si kamatayan" with pole and a sharp bladed crest on it ready to cut a head.....look behind man....is there a black shadow ?..he is that bad luck waiting the go signal at your back....beware! sometimes I speak in realm....
2007-11-14 02:11:19 · answer #1 · answered by johnny N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I agree with behind every sucessful man there is a woman; however, I'm not so sure about the Chuck Norris thing. :)
2007-11-14 01:53:16 · answer #2 · answered by Tackle Box 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Chuck norris goes in water chuck norris doesnt get wet....water gets chuck norris
2007-11-14 01:56:41 · answer #3 · answered by Deano 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This proverb is only useful as a reason for people to devote time for a god. It leads people to believe that success can only be achieved if a person believes in god. I do not see how adam and eve were successful. They broke the rules of the garden of eden. They gave into the temptation of the serpent. Since Eve was the one that broke the rules then i would agree that Adam was successful because of Eve. He did not break the rules but suffered the consequences because of Eve.
2016-05-23 03:10:11 · answer #4 · answered by pilar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And sometimes behind every successful man there's another man giving him the stroke of a genius.
2007-11-14 01:57:57 · answer #5 · answered by What'd You Say? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. maybe so for the first..
but i think the chuck norris thing is pushing it unless you're in texas!
2007-11-14 01:52:03 · answer #6 · answered by .sincerious. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes behind every successful man there is a woman ready to take him for what he has. as for your added question -- no.
2007-11-14 02:05:45 · answer #7 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO. Behind every successful man there is a hater
2007-11-14 01:53:30 · answer #8 · answered by JazziGirl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I only agree with the first one... ^_^
LOL!
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2007-11-14 01:50:52 · answer #9 · answered by FloralLover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one, yes, but the second i dont know, lol
2007-11-14 01:53:32 · answer #10 · answered by idah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋