Whats the drunkest you have ever been?

Answer 1

were i was walking with my hands and fell on my head a few times, also were i was making somithing in the microwave and i fogot too put hole in it and i opend it burst in my face and i was absaloutly coverd and went to bed with out washing what bout you????????

Answer 2

When i was 17 it was the end of 6th year leaving party, drank for the 1st time, sank about 6 pints of cider in 2 hours and was ablosutly hoolit. Left the pub and rolled down the road to the taxi rank, can remember nothing of the journey home, got shoved out and dragged to my mums house by a classmate, staggered up stairs, spewed out of my bedroom window and my Dad undressed me and put me to bed. Never been so drunk again in my life, apart from the odd falling asleep on the night bus and missing my stop by 15 miles, i live out of town

Answer 3

When I was manager of a bar. We went out after work started drinking jager and doing pineapple upside down cakes (don't ask) Came back to the bar after hours, continued to drink until I literally hit the floor. Had to crawl to the mens bathroom. Was there on my hands and knees for 3 hours, And trust me, that was no where anybody wanted to be on there hands and knees. Crawled to the back booth, where I stayed till 6pm the next evening, Not fun.

Answer 4

So drunk. On my b-day.
All i remember doing is leaving the house and waking up the next morning in my undergarments.

I know what happened that night from my friends and family informing me. I passed out in front of the arcade at the beach and they wheeled me home in a shopping cart.

Ah,, good times.

Answer 5

back in 1994, I had been drinking shots of whiskey. I lost count around 15. I finally fell really ill around 10 at nite and puked, I remember right before I puked, screaming, I am going to die if puke. I'll choke on my vomit, stay with me. to my bf at the time.

I had fallen in the tub after I puked then the next thing I remember it was morning and I was surrounded by puke. all in my hair and my clothes.

but I still drink whiskey, just not straight, and don't really do shots.

Answer 6

High school graduation party. I passed out in a field by a beach. I didn't find out till 3 months later how I got home. I nearly got ran over by a bunch of drunk people driving home, cause I was passed out in the tall grass.

Answer 7

After 8 or 10 sloe comfortable screws one night, the bartender ran out of sloe gin, I started drinking just SoCo and OJ then....I still don't know how I made it home, let alone lived to tell about it....that was 20 years ago...shewww...

Answer 8

i try not to think of it, it was a really bad night and a lot of really bad things happened, and i will never get that intoxicated again, i will never put myself in that kind of position, where i'm so messed up that i can't hardly move or defend myself from harm. besides i am a little older now and i really don't like drinking anymore, i drink a daiquiris maybe once a year tops.

Answer 9

I think I've blacked-out about 4 or 5 times in my college drinking career.

Answer 10

I can't remember.....

I went to from Reading to Portsmouth on a bus with some friends, spent the evening at a nightclub then back on the bus - don't remember any of it.

Answer 11

One day,when i was 13,my sister dared me to drink the brandy my mum just bought.I knew that day was church service bt i didn't want 2 appear weak.So,i drank half the contents of the bottle and got so drunk that i slept and snored thru out church service .in total,i slept for 2 days.it's funny now that recollect bt then it wasn't coz i felt sick for days.