Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."
Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and
demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, “Now, just a minute, listen to my side of the story. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. Because of the my tardiness I skipped breakfast as I hurried out to my car, that's when I realized that I had locked the house with both house and car keys inside the house. Therefore, I had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I was awarded a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally arrived at the store a bunch of people was waiting for me to open up.
I opened the store and began waiting on customers, all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook. At this point, I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and the phone was still ringing. When I raised up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which caused me to stagger backwards into a perfume showcase holding several bottles of perfume. Half of the bottles fell to the floor and broke.
Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.
....And believe me mister, God as my witness, all I did was answer
her question.
2007-11-14 01:19:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
That's hilarious. It's always good to start the day with a laugh.
2007-11-14 01:47:37 · answer #1 · answered by Teresa 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the bigger concern is would desire to a pharmacist be compelled to fill each and every prescription. the respond that this decide, and particularly some others, has reiterated isn't any! i've got been a pharmacist for twenty years. I even have by no ability encountered all and sundry that would desire to refuse to sell Plan B, beginning administration, or the different proper merchandise. this finished it fairly is a non-concern. fairly.
2016-12-16 08:21:46 · answer #2 · answered by bartelt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm just howling over that one!!!
How come most of you are
just getting up and it is evening
here?? It's now 6:07 pm
pst.
2007-11-14 13:08:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke definitely rates a BELLY LAUGH! Thank you so much and a STAR for you! CJ
2007-11-14 15:58:02 · answer #4 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funnier than the first one. Keep 'em coming.
2007-11-14 04:47:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya Gotta love it....
I've had so many of those days!
Thanks! I really did need that!
2007-11-14 01:58:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some people just can't take the truth I guess...lol!
2007-11-14 01:47:51 · answer #7 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SIMPLY PRICELESS!!!
Ya' gotta have sympathy for the druggist! LOL
2007-11-14 01:50:39 · answer #8 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny. Good way to start my day.
2007-11-14 03:39:07 · answer #9 · answered by Wrong number 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was so good I had to email to some friends.
2007-11-14 04:39:54 · answer #10 · answered by curious connie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋