Last one.Are you CIA material?

Question

The CIA is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in
to speak with the interviewer separately.
The first man comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him,
"Do you love your wife?"
"Yes I do, sir."
"Do you love your country?"
"Yes I do, sir."
"Which do you love more, your wife or your country?"
"My country, sir."
"Okay. We brought in your wife. Take this gun, go into the next
room and kill her."
The man goes into the room, and all is silent for about 5 minutes.
He comes back, with his tie loosened and he is all sweaty. He puts
down the gun and leaves.
The second guy comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him
the same questions, and the responses are the same. The interviewer
gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy puts the
gun down and says "I can't do it..."

The third guy comes in, same scenario. The interviewer gives him a
gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy goes into the room,
and BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!, followed by a bunch of
crashing sounds that end after a few minutes. The guy comes out of
the room with his tie loosened, and puts the gun on the table.
The interviewer looks at him and says "What happened?!?!"
"The gun you gave me was filled with blanks so I had to strangle
the ......!"

Answer 1

Cute JMe... plays hell with the idea that women can be C I A material too... or the third guy wouldn't have returned! Then she would have gotten the Job!

Answer 2

notwithstanding occurred Bush did it. He additionally did not save that black guy off the roof in New Orleans. Oh yeah he additionally in my view located bombs in the commerce midsection to physique our great chum Osama. And he will enhance gasoline expenditures to grant Cheney will enhance. haliburton, international cooling(warming) notwithstanding ought to be undesirable in this united states of america and international is via Bush. he's a devil worshiper and hates honestly everyone yet his family contributors. he additionally in my view kills US squaddies and likes it. he's in charge for each undesirable illness and each undesirable theory. each homicide and each undesirable smelling fart. he's the worst and human beings like Murtha, Polosi, and Levin are real pillars and could be hailed as our president. count number of fact I dint nicely known Bush as pres. Liberalism is my God and Polosi is my Jesus. i admire Muslims and think of if have been intense-high quality to them they gained't want to kill us. Its u . s . a .'s fault have been in this war considering the fact that Bush flew the planes into the WTC's. yet I help the troops even nonetheless their dropping the war in Iraq. long stay the queen!

Answer 3

Oh my goodness, justme , it's so early in the morning, I'm laughing so hard because I thought at first this was a serious question and I can't stop laughing. I 'm printing it for my hubby for when he gets up. Thanks I needed that!

Answer 4

Maybe when I was married to my FIRST husband! LOL

Always did think about being a famous spy though! because I just love mysteries and unraveling them.... 'cept I'm a scaredy cat!

Answer 5

Sounds like that man was just looking for an excuse.LOL

Answer 6

Thanks for the joke I was not in a good mood until I read it and It made me laugh My thanks is to give you a star Have an awesome day

Answer 7

I am not letting my husband see this one. thank you for the laugh.

Answer 8

I didn't really need to read this, it was so funny I had to tell you.

Answer 9

lol!! Good one!!

Answer 10

"THE" urge (guffaw)