do you ever carry air fresheners in your pockets instead of taking a shower?

Answer 1

I'm surprised at you, Mr. Trash.
You know damn well that wasting water on bodily filth is out of the question.

I prefer the green pine trees.

Answer 2

I've done it the other way around. Never used Air Freshener as Deodorant though.

Answer 3

no, but omg. 2 or 3 years ago, there was this guy who had a locker right next to my friend in school, and he never took showers. so, once a week, we would sneak an air freshener into his locker. . . it smelled sooo bad. X_X

Answer 4

Not really, but I must admit I use the toilet aerosols on my socks
every now and again before tenderizing them a bit with a rubber hammer.
That also stuns them for about long enough for me to put them
on for another stint and keeps them from struggling too much.
I really ought to keep 'm in a cage.

Answer 5

Yes but on the hot and humid days when I am sweating like a rabid goat, I generally prefer stuffing silica gel sachets (stolen from department stores) into my armpits.

Answer 6

no, but i've snuck them into other people's hoods, purses, pockets, cars

people that I had to work with that were really stinky

I've also "accidentally" sprayed people with air freshner

And once this guy stunk so bad I farted to make the room smell better

Answer 7

No,water is available in plenty where I live.
buti carry perfume 2

Answer 8

Eeeeeewwwwww nope

Answer 9

Many thanks for the idea..next time the well runs dry,,I'll do that..

The Victorians did indeed carry small bouquets around for that reason..also had pot pourri in all the rooms..and bouquets hanging on the bed posts..

Answer 10

Er...no. What I do is go to the car wash and sit on the back of whoever's car is going through. Wash, rinse and wax all for free.
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