A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says "I've got a Rolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off -- here are the keys." The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gives the man $2,000.
Three weeks later the man comes into the bank, pays back the $2,000 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains possession of the Rolls Royce. The loan officer asks him, "Sir, if I may ask, why would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow two thousand dollars?"
The man answers, "I had to go to Europe for three weeks, and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that long for ten dollars?"
2007-11-13 22:41:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
OH I love this one!!!!
2007-11-14 13:21:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is just too funny! How do people come up with these? It's refreshing to hear jokes I haven't heard before. Maybe the comedy writers that are on strike could use the help.
2007-11-14 01:17:23 · answer #2 · answered by Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 05:24:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i am... careful too...
but not as clever as rolls royce man!
2007-11-13 22:52:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm not as clever as this guy. lol Cute joke, very funny!
2007-11-14 06:09:32 · answer #5 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SMART man! How come my mind doesn't work like that? LOL
2007-11-14 00:09:20 · answer #6 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Not as clever as him.
2007-11-14 11:21:21 · answer #7 · answered by Telma G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok!! now I am horse laughing!!
2007-11-14 16:44:16 · answer #8 · answered by Meeshmai 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋