I just cut my toenails with a pumpkin carving knife and arranged the toenail pieces on the lid of the toilet so that when she goes into the bathroom and lifts up the lid it says "Have a happy barf! Thanks for being my first wife!"
Will she like it? I hope so, because my toes are really bleeding a lot.
2007-11-13 18:55:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
OOOOH, be still, my heart.
You want to REALLY drive her crazy? Be coy, play hard to get, stay on the computer all nite.
lol, thanks for the laugh. Right??
2007-11-13 19:02:32 · answer #1 · answered by and_y_knot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. I sincerely hope you are on some sort of drug and you do not know what you are saying.
2. i hope this is just a joke because if you were my husband you would be divorced tomorrow.
3. Do you plan on having a second wife? Because i'd divorce you
4. Pack you toenails, and don't let the door hit you on the way out. And why the hell would you hope your wife has a good time spewing...NOT ROMANTIC>>>>>>>
2007-11-13 19:06:37 · answer #2 · answered by treeni c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in simple terms to have a guy ruin you by ability of doing the cooking is romantic in my eyes! fairly if i do no longer could do the clean-up the two! As momma continuously pronounced.... "it particularly is the concept that counts"!!!! Your spouse is a fortunate lady to have a guy it particularly is keen to prepare dinner, no longer to show attempting to come back up with a "romantic" meal! How approximately giving her a decision and letting her pick on the entree out of three-4 products you pick? you are able to then do the paying for, the cooking and the clean-up........ whilst she spends her day relaxing and admiring what a mind-blowing guy she has! Take a cue on what styles of ingredients she prefers from products she has ordered in the previous once you have dined out... which could provide you a concept... you additionally can get recommendations by ability of observing the nutrients Channel on television.... for many women human beings in spite of the shown fact which you in all probability won't circulate incorrect with steak and shrimp grilled on the bbq - you will discover wonderful marinades on the food market those days... around our domicile all of us like something with garlic in it...a toss salad... baked potatoe with bitter cream and chives.... and her admired vegie.... i'm preferential to corn on the cob! For dessert you are able to dress up easy chocolate pudding with whipped cream and exact it with some slivered chocolate swirls or get fancy with clean strawberry pie... it actually relies upon on your wifes flavor! have exciting and boy am I jealous!
2016-12-08 21:23:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea Mr. Romance
2007-11-13 18:58:25 · answer #4 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is disgusting. And enough to make me barf. But I assume you are insincere. At least I desperately hope so.
2007-11-13 18:59:09 · answer #5 · answered by riotgrrljanessa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be more romantic to shut off your computer, bandage your toes, and go make love with your wife of 2 &1/2 hours.
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I just realized...you're the guy who slept with your wife's mother, and wants to marry a woman who never poops. Well, now we all know, you are addicted to lying.
2007-11-13 19:33:55 · answer #6 · answered by Linni 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This rates # 2, right below paying your wife 2 dollars to use the vacuum cleaner.
That's gross, dude!! Keep it up, let's see what you do with your second wife, let us know!!
2007-11-13 19:20:15 · answer #7 · answered by kodi_cti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you make a draft of this question in your own urine first?
Find something else to do with your time dude...
2007-11-13 19:03:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How long did it take you to think this one up? An hour? Maybe two?
2007-11-13 19:00:23 · answer #9 · answered by munkees81 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol you have to much time on your hands.. or toe nails lol.. i am sure flowers would of been nice lol. but maybe next time you can pee in the snow how much you love her lol.
2007-11-13 19:03:29 · answer #10 · answered by Kat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋