Aliens, there are a lot of them and they are meanies. As peace loving humans, we must take up arms, and by arms I mean guns. United we will form a giant can opener and we will open a giant can of what?
2007-11-13 18:23:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
I THINK THE ONLY DOO DOO WE ARE IN IS THE DOO DOO WE STEP IN.
LIVE LONG LIVE FREE
2007-11-14 07:50:45 · answer #1 · answered by The answer guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm. Not sure I want to open that can. I think we may be able to appease the mean aliens by giving up parts our planet before we are forced to fight. Why not start out by giving them Iraq (with a possible option on Iran) and sit back and watch how they deal with it?
Make love, not war, and watch out what cans you open. Say, if this thought catches on I may run for president.
2007-11-14 02:39:10 · answer #2 · answered by GENE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does it have to be a can opener? Why can't we form a keg tap and tap a keg with them?
But if you insist...we will open up a can of worms, cuz they aren't really meanies, they are cranky and hungry and they eat worms! Feed their fury I say and then there will be peace!
2007-11-14 03:36:50 · answer #3 · answered by She-ra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take one of these arms of yours and shoot yourself in the foot, you'll be quiet for a while!!! No one is interested in taking arms for a dream of yours... doo doo....
2007-11-14 02:37:19 · answer #4 · answered by kayneriend 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding? We can't even catch one old, half-dead raghead who took down the WTC on 9/11. Whatever makes you think we'd stand a chance against aliens?
2007-11-14 02:40:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Evolutionary self determination.
2007-11-14 02:33:22 · answer #6 · answered by Phoenix Quill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cranapple soda.
2007-11-14 03:29:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arnolds, Harrison Fords, you, and racoons!
2007-11-14 12:44:55 · answer #8 · answered by k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a giant of stup.....and throw toamtoes on their face..and doh!!! u gave me a headache!!!
2007-11-14 02:53:38 · answer #9 · answered by dikya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poop
2007-11-14 02:27:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋