you know the good old line, its not you its me, when your breaking up with someone? well i think there should be a bumper sticker that says "its not me, its you" also i think there should be one that says "theres a fine line between genious and retarded" what do you think people? and dont lecture me about saying the word retarded, i have 2 handicapped brothers and i dont mean it that way
2007-11-13 16:26:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
exuse me people but have you ever used the word retarded before? i was just saying it so that people wouldnt freak out! but i guess it doesnt matter anyway, by retarded i wasnt implying the disability....geez!
2007-11-13 16:38:53 · update #1
by the way im not taking this seriously, its not like i want to go and make bumper stickers... and dont act like im some horrible person, you dont know me and you cant judge me nor do you know my brothers and what theyve been through. and im not saying its ok for me to say retarded just because i know people who are disabled, all i was saying is dont get offended! you freaking politically correct idiots!
2007-11-13 16:42:09 · update #2
First one is not original. I've read it before (Chuck Norris joke)
Second one is too original...for a reason. If you know what I mean.
2007-11-13 16:44:00 · answer #1 · answered by William H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I actually know what you mean. I have a severely handicapped brother. I use the word retarded sometimes but i dont look at it as a big deal. I said something was retarded one time and this girl started freaking out on me telling me not to use that word. i know what you mean when you say you dont mean it that way, its not an exuse its just a word thats sort of adapted, and im not offended if someone says it as long as they are not making a specific derogatory insult toward my brother, which has happened before, and then i was offended...i dont think people can understand what your saying, so dont take it personal:)
2007-11-13 17:05:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
www.prankplace.com/stickers.htm
THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF PEOPLE
THOSE WHO COUNT AND THOSE CAN'T
ANGER MANAGEMENT GRADUATE
WHAT THE HELL YOU LOOKIN' AT?
I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
I'M A DRUNK--ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS.
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE
DRIVERS WITH CELL PHONES DO
IF THE SCREAMS FROM MY TRUNK BOTHER YOU,
TURN UP YOUR RADIO!!
WATCH OUT! I'M LATE FOR DRIVERS ED CLASS!!
DRIVE ANY CLOSER AND I'M GONNA SLAP YOU!!
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THANK A TEACHER
IF YOU'RE READING IT IN ENGLISH, THANK A SOLDIER
YOUR VILLAGE CALLED.
THEY'RE LOOKING FOR THEIR IDIOT.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY I'M DRIVING,
GET OFF THE SIDEWALK!
A BOSS IS LIKE A DIAPER.
ALWAYS ON YOUR BUTT AND FULL OF CRAP.
TAKE ONE DAY AT A TIME
UNLESS THEY ALL ATTACK AT ONCE.
COWS COME AND GO, BUT BULL LASTS FOREVER
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes
Stupidity is not a crime. You' re free to go.
Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
U.S.M.C.-- UNCLE SAM'S MISGUIDED CHILDREN
I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want ??
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Condoms are easier to change than diapers!
DETEST--de stuff de teacher gives de students when ya expect it de least!!!
Dewey,Skrewem, & Howe (attorneys at law)
Energizer Bunny Arrested; Charged With Battery
FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLA -- AND STEP ON IT !!
Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks!!
Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth!! (note--unless you are Dr Who)
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
If a$$holes could fly, this place would be an airport.
I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNE Flower.
I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
My other car is a Klingon Bird of Prey!
Dyslexics are teople poo.
(These are just a tip of the iceberg from the sites below. If you want something sarcastic, use them. Your last one above would be fine, but change it to "There's a fine line between genius and stupidity, and you're on the edge of the cliff", or something similar.
2007-11-13 19:22:41 · answer #3 · answered by jan51601 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you think their good, then you don't need anyone else's opinion. [by the way, did you mean to spell genius "genious"?]
Try here:
http://www.makestickers.com/
or go here for more:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=aU&q=bumper+sticker+maker&btnG=Search
If you have a greeting card program or any similar program, you can make bumper stickers at home, and print them on the special paper to make it a bumper sticker. Or, even better: a strong magnet, so that you can take it off if you ever have to.
2007-11-13 16:39:27 · answer #4 · answered by ≈[⇒Lauren⇐]≈™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one isn't very original in my opinion. It's still kind of a knock off of someone else's idea. I think the second one is in bad taste. Having 2 handicapped brothers, if you saw that somewhere, would you think it was funny? It's one thing to be sarcastic, but it's another to be hurtful and I think a lot of people would find that one hurtful.
2007-11-13 16:36:41 · answer #5 · answered by First Lady 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well sure, you're allowed to offend everyone else as long as you know someone with a disability! And it doesn't matter what is on your bumper sticker, as long as you "didn't mean it that way"! Not.
2007-11-13 16:30:58 · answer #6 · answered by maddog27271 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one, you could find some place to make some up for you and you could sell them with that line.
2007-11-13 16:32:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to see this on a bumper sticker: "If farting is a crime, then, I'm guilty."
2007-11-13 17:10:19 · answer #8 · answered by slobberknocker_usa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about...
Patronising Person On Board
(It means when you talk down to someone, ok)
2007-11-13 16:35:51 · answer #9 · answered by johnstonemac 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think both ideas are lame. Try again, or don't.
2007-11-13 16:30:39 · answer #10 · answered by starbow 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋