2007-11-13 16:10:12 · 16 answers · asked by zachmir 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Do you realize that your hair resembles a bale of hale that is menstruated on?"
FanFiction D/G
2007-11-16 13:43:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Trigger: If it's a girl they're gonna name it Sigourney, after the actress. And if it's a boy they're gonna name him Rodney, after Dave."
Boycie: Where d'you get those aces from?
Del Boy: Same place you got those kings. I always knew you were cheating, Boycie.
Boycie: Yeah, how?
Del Boy: 'Cause that wasn't the hand that I dealt you.
from "Only fools and horses"
Bart: Mom, am I a butch or a femme?
Marge: [with hand lifted] Honey, you can be anything you want to be.
Homer: [while watching a meteor shower] I wish God were alive to see this.
Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.
The Simpsons
2007-11-14 09:20:32 · answer #2 · answered by plostad 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Couple guys from Britain named
John Cleese and Marty Palin
performed "The Argument"
circ@ 30 years ago.
The material, expressions, timing and tone
are finer than any textbook could teach.
It is the single most-funny thing I've seen performed.
2007-11-13 16:21:48 · answer #3 · answered by rockman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From: My Cousin Vinny
Vinny: I thought you told me it was strange for that train to pass by at four o' clock in the morning!
Hotel Employ: Yes sir, very strange it normally passes by at 4:05 (am)
From: The Lion King
Pumbaa to Simba: What's eating you kid?
Timon: Nothing he's on top of the food chain! hahahaha
From: Spaceballs
Dark Helmet: Evil will always triumph over good because, good is dumb.
I didn't notice you had opened questions! :O
2007-11-16 12:56:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
When someone said they had dropped their five year old son off at an orphanage and they were sick and tired of the kid calling and begging to come home. She wanted to know if legal action could be taken because these phone calls were disrupting her life.
2016-05-23 02:24:40 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This from OLD Saturday Night Live whenever Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin got into a debat on Weekend Update.
"Jane, you ignorant s l u t."
2007-11-13 16:23:05 · answer #6 · answered by chaba 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I notice you don't have any tattoos. I think that's a wise choice. I don't think Jackie Onassis would've gone as far if she'd have had an anchor on her arm.
Steve Martin as C.D. in Roxanne
2007-11-13 16:17:04 · answer #7 · answered by noname 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kanye West and jami Fox ..."Gold Digger" Song
You got out to eat and he cant pay you all can't leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But why you all washing watch him
He gone make it into a Benz out of that Datson
He got that ambition baby look in his eyes
This week he mopping floors next week it's the fries
2007-11-13 16:15:29 · answer #8 · answered by The Evolution of T. 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"Life is a minestrone
Served up with parmesan cheese
Death is a cold Lasagne
Suspended in deep freeze."
From "Life Is A Minestrone" by 10cc.
2007-11-16 13:02:32 · answer #9 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"He'll move faster than Snape confronted with a shampoo" - you know what I'm saying and where I got the quote ;)
2007-11-14 03:04:28 · answer #10 · answered by aceix 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋