what will kill all the grass in a lawn?

Question

i want to kill all of my neighbors grass as quickly as possible. what can i put on it at night?

will bleach work?

Answer 1

Shame on you.

After you kill his grass then he will kill your grass and cut your rose bushes, then you will cut his rose bushes and cut down a tree, then he will cut down your tree and pour paint on your car, etc. etc. This is how wars are started.

Answer 2

If you want to kill the grass for good use roundup. The bottle called weed and grass killer in walmart is roundup under a different label but it's half the cost. Will take a week to work. Works best if the day time temp is above 60 degrees F.

Bleach could work but you would need a truck load to do any damage. Just a small amount of roundup will go a long way.

Brush killer most of the time is 2-4-D and that will not kill grass at all. That will only kill the dandelions.

Answer 3

all the toxic non eatable chemicals you can find should work, soap works rather well, and weed killer as well. Dog urine shouldn't work unless you have A TON of it. Bleach, floor cleaner, disinfectant spray.
If you rip up his grass real good it still might live but that will probably work too. Why do you wanna kill your neighbors grass?

But I'm no professional, i would go with the vinegar lady haha

Answer 4

Instead of thinking of killing neighbors grass, think felony, because that's exactly what that would be. Forensics would have you pegged in less than 24hrs. Four or more Sheriffs would be at your door with a warrant for your arrest. You would be handcuffed, placed in the back of a Crown Victoria Cruiser, with really hard plastic seats, humiliated in front of all your neighbors (not a good way to get to know them), taken to booking, photographed, fingerprinted and most likely be assigned a $30,000.00 bail. If unable to make bail it would most likely be revoked at arraignment because you would be deemed unstable and a danger to neighbors. You would probably get sentenced 9 months jail time and anger management classes. You would be placed on closely monitored probation (min 3yrs) and unable to leave state, and you would have a felony rap sheet that will follow you the rest of your life. But what the heck, it's only a lawn.

Answer 5

Just put the pathway over the grass.

Answer 6

Just let my husband come over and try to take care of it. He always manages to kill our grass regardless.

Answer 7

Gasoline...

It wont kill it over night, but within the next day or maybe even two days, the soil will be so poisoned that not even trees can live in it...

Battery Acid works too..

You can take salt also, but it takes forever to work, and Gas is much cheaper...

Answer 8

Why would you want to do such a nasty, un-neighbourly, and downright illegal thing??
If you are so desperate to be a BAD PERSON, then drink lots and lots of water, and go out there in the night and pee your hardest all over the lawn.
One could only hope your neighbours have sensor-lights....

Answer 9

its a beautiful day in the neighborhood ,
a beautiful day to be neighbors,
would ya be mine?
could ya be mine?

haha I wish u were my neighbor,,,it took 6 dumptruck loads of mulch to do mine and next spring am gonna do it again.I sure wish you were my neighbor and I wouldnt have had to work at it so hard,lol.

Answer 10

Vinegar kills a lawn very fast. Also any sort of weed killer will kill the lawn fast as well.