You might find this to be unbelievable and an unusual circumstance, but I am a 1 yr old cocker spaniel that requires an over abundance of affection and attention, however, ever since my mommy has found yahoo answers, I feel very neglected. Mommy does tell me shes sorry everynight before she goes to bed. BUT a little pat on the head and a kiss on the nose, just aint gettin it. I feel that if she were truly sorry, she wouldnt be treating me like a dog..I feel like getting the newspaper out and smaking her butt off the pc, if I do that, I feel like Ill be in the doghouse forever. Any advice??
2007-11-13 15:12:59 · 41 answers · asked by just ask 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well if your master only patts you on the head and a kiss on the nose ...maybe you should find a master that has a big back yard and some chew toys like a frisbee and a rubber tire ...then maybe your master would play more....sound as if you have roveranitis...get some help from the kid down the street quick....its free....
respectfully your
the saint bernard ...
2007-11-13 15:18:16 · answer #1 · answered by punkinhead0 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the Phillip Morris Talent Agency immediately. A dog that can type? At least you could get on Letterman, right?
2007-11-13 15:16:11 · answer #2 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes place the newspaper on top of the door to the computer room and let her slap herself with the newspaper when it falls from up top of the door and hits her in the head!
Problem Solved now go to your basket puppy and sleep well !
2007-11-13 15:22:23 · answer #3 · answered by the_one_real_servent 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a cat. Kill the computer. you must like it too or you wouldnt be on here. Im sorry , honestly if you tell her how you feel and she doesnt give a damn, what does that tell you? Tell her how you feel if she doesnt care well ........... I hate to say what I would do. I would deffinately want to be with someone who enjoys my company and cares about how I feel!This web site is kinda addictive though.
2007-11-13 15:20:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Just ask her to limit her time on the pc to an hour or two.
Best of luck on not getting kicked outside in the doghouse.
2007-11-13 15:16:05 · answer #5 · answered by chmar11 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well.... I can see you don't need typing lessons. For a dog you're pretty darned good. Maybe you should email or IM your significant owner and express your problems, since you seem to have trouble talking about it nose to nose.
2007-11-13 15:16:49 · answer #6 · answered by don_sv_az 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ummm---very clever change in persona by the way.... Why dont you try the clever sit on her feet technique? or do what my Rhodesian Ridge-back does: Whines, whines, whines and then will jump on you until you finally pay attention to her. Especially if you talking talking about food or dogs... :) Try limiting yourself to an hour or half of one a day---or STRICTLY in your spare time. ?
good luck, pup!
2007-11-13 15:22:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I am just like your mommy and my dog connor doesnt like it any more than you do. All I can say is beg for a sister or brother!!!
2007-11-13 15:15:58 · answer #8 · answered by boxergirl16 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Audrey is attractive, yet i do in contrast to Goldie or Faye. Faye jogs my memory of an old lady and Goldie is only extraordinary For a boy i in my view love the call Heath. Orlando is okay, yet please do not call your son Bono!
2016-09-29 05:06:45 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just give your mommy those puppy dog eyes...maybe you can melt her heart and get her off the comp at least for an hour a day.....
so sorry for you...
:(
2007-11-13 15:23:12 · answer #10 · answered by nicki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋