If banana slugs could run for president, could one beat a conservative in the next presidential election?

Question

Assuming or course, that the conservative would not be disqualified for excessive sliminess...

Answer 1

probably.

and the way the insane cons are talking these days, they seem to know it.

Answer 2

What a stupid question. Of course the answer is yes. With the liberals enacting so many reverse discrimination laws and regulations the slug would have an automatic 401k from birth. The slug would also have automatic straight As from Harvard like Al-stop exhaling so much CO2-Gore. Then the slug would have the audacity to hate the President because that slug doesn't agree with the way Mr. Cheney is running his effort to protect that slug.

Answer 3

You need to read the following explanation from the Hitchhiker's Guide book "So Long and Thanks for All the Fish". The only difference is that you are thinking slugs while Douglas Adams was thinking lizards. I found a website that paraphrases the whole book.

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"It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see ..."

"You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?"

"No," said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards role the people."

"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."

"I did," said Ford. "It is."

"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't people get rid of the lizards?"

"It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want."

"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"

"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."

"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"

"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?"

Answer 4

Thank god that Bush cant run returned i understand Republicans and democrats alike that agree on that. a million/2 of the country have grew to become against bush in simple terms as they did together with his daddy. all the trees prefer to do is blow up Iraq and then spend the taxpayers money to rebuild it 10 cases greater constructive than it replaced into till now. I in simple terms desire that this usa can stay at something of trees term.

Answer 5

That's an insult to banana slugs. They can do better.

Answer 6

Naw. Overqualified.

Answer 7

I don't get it. What do you have against banana slugs?

Are you a racist or something.

Answer 8

I don't know. . . none of the Dems could beat out GWB, and that is saying a lot!

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