Can you write me a Limerick (2) please?

Question

There once was a fly on the wall

Answer 1

I got stuck on this too

There once was a fly on the wall
Whose spent all of his life feeling small
But the famed FBI
They employed that there fly
With his eye he'd espy on us all

"If Only I could be a fly on the wall"

Answer 2

There once was a fly on the wall
living happily life was a ball
he wasn't much of a fighter
and was an easy kill for the spider
guess he won't make the long haul

Answer 3

There once was a fly on the wall.
Like goes on, all and all.
Create some new maggots,
throw up on some fa*gots,
sounds like Friday night at the mall.

Answer 4

There once was a fly on the wall
No one could see him at all
Celebrities were fighting
Their words he was writing
The Enquirer then gave him a call

Answer 5

There once was a fly on the wall
Who heard a mysterious call
As the corner it rounded
The frog gobbled down it
So now it hears nothing at all.

Answer 6

There once was a fly on the wall.
There once was a fly, that was ever so tall.
He was leaping and he
had no plan in sleeping.
For this fly, was having a ball.


That one is pretty bad, but I have to go SORRY!

Answer 7

There once was a fly on the wall.
Who felt dizzy and feared he might fall.
A swatter was near.
And I'll tell you my dear,
He no longer feels anything at all.

Answer 8

Tommy Loy the cabin boy,
dirty little nipper.
Filled his *** with broken glass,
and circumcised the Skipper.