I need some crazy excuse for being late to class, not the bathroom one, that is so old. I need something crazy and stupid. as long as it doesn't have curse words, I don't care if it will get me a detention.l
2007-11-13 09:55:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1) I don't know
2) Locker was jammed
3) I was doing my homework for this class
4) Because I don't like running into people in the hall
5) I was abducted
6) I had to go save Narnia
7) I had to watch the end of my tv show
8) I would get a ticket for coming here too fast
9) I did not know which class i had
10) the beginning of class was never important anyways
11) I was jumped
12) So i don't have to see your face for as long as i used to
2007-11-13 10:03:14 · answer #1 · answered by teabeatscoffee 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Your watch must be fast. I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time. I`m very busy at the moment. I wasn`t paying attention. You never asked any of the other workers/kids that. Well you see, it`s like this... Funny you should ask. I`m working on the next big thing. I fell asleep in the shower. I ran into a parade. You didn`t call to wake me up. I didn`t want to play the game. I didn`t want to seem too eager. I hear you`re getting a pony. I was to busy sleeping to be on time. Let me get back to you. If I did that, I`d be real surprised. I`m very glad you asked that question; because that brings us right back to the issue of ..... Is it Spring forward or Spring back? Could I get back to you? Is it Fall forward or Fall back? Have you seen my baseball? I was, uh..... Could you please repeat the question? You should have told me to be here on time. I saw Elvis. It`s not like I`m paid to come here. I thought time was on my side. That`s all right, it`s not my fault; all I need is some more training. I had to catch a Pokemon. I was, well you know... I couldn`t find my clothes. Tried to find you a gift.(teacher,boss or girl/boyfriend) My mom made me clean my room.(teacher) Car ran out of gas had to walk. I got stuck in traffic. The power went out and I did not know the time. Had to finish my vegetables. had a meeting with the Pope.(doesn't work on Pope.) I had to clip my toenails. You gave me the wrong directions Who are you again?
2016-05-23 01:15:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some kid fell down the stairs/ was tripped(make up weird accident here), and I had to help him get to the nurse.
A kid took my shoe and threw it down the stairs.
I was helping little Bo Peep find her sheep
I'm not late, everyone else is early
When I got here, the teacher wasn't here, so I went to look for him/her.
Someones locker jammed, and I tried to help fix it and cut myself, so I went to the nurse(have a band aid on).
Make it believeable, but weird. Good luck.
2007-11-13 10:09:44 · answer #3 · answered by 3 of diamonds 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I forgot I had a class
I fell asleep on the way here
I saw a lion in the hallway and had to take another way to the room
2007-11-13 10:00:21 · answer #4 · answered by manaymaintnoneyobizznuzz 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tell them u just came from the hospital after u got into a car crash thats pretty stupid to believe
2007-11-13 09:59:08 · answer #5 · answered by Manrae 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I couldnt open my locker!
I had to french kiss with someone before entering class!
I got so horny I needed to j/o!
2007-11-13 10:00:17 · answer #6 · answered by Jona 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You went sleep walking last night.........got on a train and woke up it Scotland.........that's why you are late for class!
2007-11-13 10:00:18 · answer #7 · answered by moonbow 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
missed the bus..but you dont take the bus...
parents forgot you and didnt wake you up...
was smoking a cigarette and your clothes smelled like smoke ,so you went back home to change...
peed in you pants and went back home to change
2007-11-13 09:59:04 · answer #8 · answered by ღOMGღ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was my eyes - I just couldn't see me coming to class!
2007-11-13 10:08:06 · answer #9 · answered by FIREMAN F301 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my pants ripped and had to go home and get new ones...
then the next day, say your underwear ripped and had to go home and get new one...
then the day after, say that your homework got ripped, so you had to go home and do it again.
2007-11-13 10:02:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋