10 commandments of a teenager?

Question

1. thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleepin(why wait?)

2. thou shall not do drugz(alcohol lasts longer)

3. thou shall not steel from k-mart(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)

4. thou shall not get arrested for vandalism(destruction has a bigger effect)

5. thou shall not steel from thy parents (every1 knows grandma has more money)

6. thou shall not get in fights(just start them)

7. thou shall not skip class(just take the whole day off)

8. thou shall not strip in class(hooters pays more)

9. thou shall not think about having sex(as nike sayz just do it)

10. thou shall not help old ladies cross the street(just leave them in the middle)

thou shall not break thy chain, or else you will have the most unlucky teenage years. repost this as 10 commandments of a teenager

Answer 1

these are very very offencive. it is a disgrace to a christian teen.

Answer 2

And this is a question how?

My perspective:

1. thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping (why do it anyway? Just tell them you are leaving and go)

2. thou shall not do drugz (it's pointless, really. What's it gonna do, make you live LONGER??)

3. thou shall not steel from k-mart (Or any store for that matter... just pay for it, it's easier and less stressful)

4. thou shall not get arrested for vandalism (do it in a video game)

5. thou shall not steal from thy parents (All their stuff is useless anyway)

6. thou shall not get in fights (What's the point? Take your anger out on something that will turn out better, like in a punching bag to get buff)

7. thou shall not skip class (It's not like there's anything better to do)

8. thou shall not strip in class (Do you really want that hot girl/guy in the corner to see your not-so-perfect a$s or flabby tummy?)

9. thou shall not think about having sex (Save the good stuff for later)

10. thou shall not help old ladies cross the street (Just lead the way)

Answer 3

Lol!!!! HAHA that's HILARIOUS! I advise ...ahem.. completely immoral and unethical, you comprehend what happens to adolescents like those..... They finally end up interior the white domicile and start up wars on Iraq.

Answer 4

its funny to read but stupid because people actually act like that no body can just have a joke any more they all take it too far and act as if the world revolves around them. Some people need to grow up

Answer 5

A fool. imamother of a 28year old and I'm glad he never had your ten commandments as a teenager

Answer 6

This is not a question,
anyhow,
this is teaching teenagers destructive things,
and disrespecting the
Christian Religion.
You really shouldn't do this again.

Answer 7

thou shall not post silly, disrespectful things like these

Answer 8

haha i especially like numbers 5 and 9 lol.
but come on, no annoying chain mail spam now, its not cool.

Answer 9

1) respect your parents
2) respect your elders
3) respect others
4) respect yourself
5) save sex for marriage
6) education is key
7) use your brain before your mouth
8) never do something that will come back on you later
9) Save money, never know when emergecy may happen
10) Friends are hard to find and harder to keep.. so remember value your friends if they are true they will not have to be bought..

Answer 10

1. lol right
2. TRUE
3. ALSO TRUE (not that you should steal)
4. ....
5. That's horrible
6.......ummmm
7. Yup
8. lol yeah
9. .......ummm yeah
10. that's horrible too.

Answer 11

its quite funny but dont you have nuffin better to do you are wasting my time ...you didnt even ask a question stupid....this is not yahoo mail this is yahoo answers