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Another one who wonders whether I'm real. I better check my list again.

2007-11-13 10:29:31 · answer #1 · answered by Spartacus! 7 · 1 0

I have been looking for this homor and find it. I like to share it with you

Hey kid. Listen for a minute. Wanna know a secret?

SANTA ISN'T REAL!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Don't cry. Santa is real. No, he is. I was just kidding. How else do those presents get under your tree, huh? Most of them say "From: Santa" on them, so don't you think they're from him? Who else would they be from? Santa arrives on your roof in his sleigh, slides down the chimney, leaves you presents, eats the cookies and milk, and leaves. What? No, you misheard me. Sure, your parents and relatives get you presents. But Santa gets you a lot of presents. Do you think your parents really have money for all those presents? How else do those presents get under your tree? Come close, and I'll tell you . . . Your parents put them there...

Hey, I'm kidding! Don't get upset! You know me, I'm the kidder! I'm the funny one! Yeah, I know. That wasn't very funny. But trust me, Santa is very real. Even though you don't hear him or see him when he arrives, he visits you every year, and the proof is found under your tree. He makes a stop at your house when he knows you're asleep, marvels at your tree,and leaves you gifts for being a good boy. Huh? Never mind that. Let's focus on Santa.

You want more proof? Your parents leave out cookies and milk on Christmas Eve, and when you wake up in the morning, they're gone. All that's left is a few crumbs and an empty glass. You know that feeling you have, with the butterflies and excitement rolling around in your stomach? Don't you think that's because you're looking at something Santa touched only a few hours before?

Please don't leave! Come back! I was playing games with you again. I thought you were on to my tricks, and would laugh this time. I'm sorry. C'mon, sit here on my knee. Trust me, Santa is real. I even met him once. No, really! I can't tell you how, but I know Santa personally. And that's how I know he tiptoes through your house, lights up the tree for Christmas morning, makes sure your house is warm and safe, and leaves as quietly as he arrived.

Shhh. He doesn't know, so don't worry. Hey, the North Pole is pretty deserted, isn't it? That's why nobody's ever been to Santa's house. Just think of all the area there is to cover. People could search for decades and never find this Santa hideout. He travels faster than the speed of light to reach your house, using magic! Magic is also the reason why no one in your house is disturbed by him landing on the roof, unloading the presents, tucking everyone into bed,and lifting off from your roof again. And you know how you don't see very many midgets in the world? that's because most of them are in the North Pole working for Santa. Makes sense, doesn't it?

Why would Santa employs midgets? They're not strong enough to lift anything or reach anything It's stupid, just like you. No, I'm not kidding. Santa is fake. No, no joke. Yeah, I know I said I was joking all those other times. So to sum things up: Santa's not real.

Merry Christmas!

2007-11-14 19:56:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I believe at one point and time there was a Santa Clause but he was probably just a really nice guy that started a great tradition. He wouldn't be some super fast fat guy that flew all over the world in one night making toys for 6 billion people.

2007-11-13 10:34:38 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica H 2 · 0 0

Santa is real and alive. He lives in your heart and your mind. He is big loving and generous to a fault. If you really want proof.. just ask any kid that puts his or her name on the angel tree at the mall..they put their belief in Santa.. they write the list of their wishes and on Christmas morning when they awaken and find their wish list fullfilled.. they not only believe in Santa.. but they know in their hearts that he is real. Santa is the spirit of Christmans giving.. he is alive and for as long as you believe in him.. he will remain alive and well..

2007-11-13 13:00:01 · answer #4 · answered by J. W. H 5 · 0 0

I'm 36 and I still believe in Santa, I love Christmas and I love waking up on Christmas morning watching my kids open the presents Santa left. I mean, who else would be putting all those presents under the tree? ;-)

2007-11-13 09:36:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I hope this answers your question



"Dear Editor--I am 8 years old.
"Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus.
"Papa says, 'If you see it in The Sun, it's so.'
"Please tell me the truth, is there a Santa Claus?
Virginia O'Hanlon
115 West Ninety-fifth Street

Virginia, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the scepticism of a sceptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no child-like faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if you did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Virginia, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.

2007-11-13 09:24:27 · answer #6 · answered by Diane B 6 · 2 1

Santa is only real in the minds of people who have mental problems. I suggest you see a shrink.

2007-11-13 14:20:51 · answer #7 · answered by Joe 4 · 0 0

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus

2007-11-13 11:08:25 · answer #8 · answered by pcgirl2006 4 · 0 0

Santa is very real in young children's minds and this should continue to remain this way for the youngsters.

2007-11-16 12:40:04 · answer #9 · answered by Headless Horseman 2 · 0 0

Buddy,

The Easter Bunny, Tooth Fair, Santa, The Great Pumpkin (shout out to Peanuts), Leprechauns, Baby New Year, Cupid, the Pilgrims, and Jesus are all fake!!!!!!!

Sorry to break the news to you, but it had to be said.

2007-11-13 09:33:05 · answer #10 · answered by wwehpfan 2 · 0 1

Santa Claus, also known as Saint Nicholas, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, or simply "Santa" is a mythological, legendary, and historical character associated with bringing gifts on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day.

Saint Nicholas of Myra is the primary inspiration for the Christian figure of Santa Claus. He was a 4th century Christian bishop of Myra in Lycia, a province of the Byzantine Anatolia, now in Turkey. Nicholas was famous for his generous gifts to the poor, in particular presenting the three impoverished daughters of a pious Christian with dowries so that they would not have to become prostitutes. He was very religious from an early age and devoted his life entirely to Christianity.

2007-11-13 09:33:29 · answer #11 · answered by Rachelle_of_Shangri_La 7 · 1 4

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