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It has to be just the right size and fit. Surgery like this is nothing to sneeze at. I don't want to blow my chance for cosmetic perfection.

2007-11-13 08:49:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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you need to make sure that the surgeon is really a rhino and that he is definitely made of plastic. Ask past clients if he melts under pressure if the job gets too hot. Check his credentails. Does he come from Africa? How fast does he charge?

2007-11-14 01:48:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Be careful: If the schnozz don't fit he shouldn't equip. I had a friend go to a rhinoplastic surgeon and it damn near rectum.

2007-11-13 11:24:28 · answer #2 · answered by Lefty 7 · 3 0

Too late - it appears that your right nostril has taken on the shape of your left thumb. Might as well balance things out & work on the left side too...

ewwwwww. then go wash your hands :P

2007-11-13 11:00:21 · answer #3 · answered by LADY beautiful mind (is sexy) 5 · 0 0

What a snotty attitude. I'm sure the doctor will run the operation just fine.

2007-11-13 11:28:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If it is the size of a rhino's and made of plastic..you'd better have VERY long fingers and not sharp nails..

2007-11-13 12:07:12 · answer #5 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 1 0

Just be careful. You could accidentally stab your hand with your new rhinoceros horn.

2007-11-13 11:11:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go with the "Jimmy Durante".

2007-11-13 11:07:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

*LOL*

2007-11-13 08:54:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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