Men: If a woman give you a slap. What do you do?

Question

Greetings from Wales, UK.

Answer 1

If she is your partner then get rid of her, if she thinks its ok to hit once she will do it again.

It just the same as if it was a man hitting a woman.

Its bang out of order.

Answer 2

The most cowardly thing we males could possibly do is slap back. As a rule, men are supposed to defend the home and a woman's dignity and reputation. Do not take this as an offense, for I am not trying to degrade the lady, but women are the weaker vessel's, and therefore, it is the duty of men to protect them. Women are emotional and often allow their feelings to interfere with their decisions and actions, so a slap in the face should not be taken as an offense, because she's only putting her emotions into action. And what real man could say, "I slapped a woman."
"Why?"
"Because she slapped me first."

Generally, the reason why a man is slapped is because he is insensitive to the feelings of the woman. He has it coming. Usually.

The right thing to do is to take the slap and wait. The woman may catch herself and apologize for being so rude, because even if the man deserved the slap, she should not have done it. If she sticks out her chin and stomps out of the room, do not say a word or try to follow her. If you see her again in the future, be polite and give her the courtesy due to every woman. If you try to avenge yourself of her, you only justify her slap.

But...sometimes...she slaps you because she likes you. In which case, ignore it, and continue to do what you always did before.

Answer 3

I'm in the police academy now and probably the wrong one to ask because I have a quick temper and am vendictive. I would photograph my face while the red mark was still there, go to the magistrates office and swear out an arrest warrant and inform them on places she'll be and when and what time. Press misdemeanor assult charges on her. It's a class 3 misdemeanor in most states but it will teach her she can't go around slapping people at will. Years ago that stuff used to fly. It doesn't anymore. She would do it to you if you hit her . . .right? Exactly my point. She'll get sent home the first offense and told to report for court. If she does it 2 or more times in North Carolina you can get her for felony charges because she is a repeat offender. I hope I was helpful.

Answer 4

Knock her into the dirt. I don't say things mean and hurtful to women and since women want equal rights, they're going to get them. I was raised that regardless of whom they may be, no one has a right to hit anyone. If someone does hit you, you give them a strike to remember you by. If some men want to be suckers and take it lying down just to have the notoriety as a gentlemen then so be it. But if you let one person, woman or not, slap you around, others will capitalize upon your weaknesses. When women wanted equality, chivalry went out the door.
She wants to work, think, get paid, and act like a man, I'll treat her as such.

Answer 5

Give her a tickle. Though I think the tickle comes before the slap.

Answer 6

Where did she slap me?
On face - I bow out of the area gracefully
On rear - I give a slight smile with a nod

Answer 7

Walk away , probably head to the Pub , good excuse to :)). Greetings to you as well from Albany ,New York

Answer 8

Walk away until the temptation to give her a Glasgow Kiss has gone.

Answer 9

fall to the floor pretending to be unconsious. when you wake pretend you've lost your memory.

that'll get her worried. trick is to avoid the second slap when she finds out

Answer 10

if u like the pain then lol at them.i do he he.but dont let it do your head in.keep them in your pockets.but i find u get better sex better after a good slap round the chops.