you have to pick one to sit through .
2007-11-13 04:54:19 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
football
2007-11-13 04:56:21 · answer #1 · answered by Ed 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Church
2007-11-13 04:57:45 · answer #2 · answered by Lily S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arrrgh!
Probably church, as it doesn't last as interminably long...
And I'm a bigger fan of "whose playing" if it's a church with "feeling". Have been in a few that qualified, as the spirit was there. And been in some where you could feel, well, that the spirit had never entered.
This was forwarded to me by a dear friend, whom I will miss.
One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt, and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand he carried a worn-out old hat and an equally worn-out Bible. The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation were all dressed in expensive clothes and accessories. As the cowboy took a seat,the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him. They were all appalled at his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.
As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor. "Before you come back in here again, have a talk with God and ask him what he thinks would be appropriate attire for worship." The old cowboy assured the preacher he would.
The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again he was completely shunned and ignored. The preacher approached the man and said, "I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church."
"I did," replied the old cowboy.
"If you spoke to God, what did he tell you the proper attire should be for worshiping in here?" asked the preacher.
"Well, sir, God told me that He didn't have a clue what I should wear. He said He'd never been in this church."
May You Fly with The Eagle, Run with the Wolf, Walk with the Buffalo and always be my Friend.
2007-11-13 06:24:09 · answer #3 · answered by the Punisher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe in God very much but i do not believe in what most of the churches preach so i will definately choose some football.
2007-11-13 04:58:42 · answer #4 · answered by BluesFan1980 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Church
2007-11-13 04:56:40 · answer #5 · answered by kkkkkkk 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Football,cause I fall asleep in church
2007-11-13 04:56:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would rather sit through a proctology seminar. Either way, church or football, when it's over I'll feel like I've been violated.
2007-11-13 05:44:21 · answer #7 · answered by tercentenary98 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
playing football in church
2007-11-13 04:57:29 · answer #8 · answered by ahh choo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tivo the football, and go to church. You can watch the game later and skip the commercials. If not, you can explain to God at judgement day why the pigskin is more important than your salvation.
2007-11-13 04:57:33 · answer #9 · answered by Meghan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Football in church hey i would of killed two birds with one stone. My good deed of the year (church, and football in church wouldnt it be good)
2007-11-13 04:59:24 · answer #10 · answered by sexiebum 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends.... are you already on the football team... then I'd say football... your coach should really be able to work around your church schedule though
2007-11-13 04:57:56 · answer #11 · answered by Jenelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋