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It's so sad that I want to leave work to go home and clean my garage out?

2007-11-13 02:24:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

14 answers

Nah, tell your boss you're suffering period pains. Works for me (but it might not for you).

2007-11-13 02:27:30 · answer #1 · answered by Fröken Fräken 5 · 2 0

Call your boss from your cell phone and say your arm is stuck in a blood pressure machine.

This was a legitimate excuse I had:
Call during your lunch break and say your neighbor called from vacation; they have a lot of dogs & apparently the dog sitter went to take them for their walk, and one of them had died on the couch. The dog-sitter is an older lady and cannot lift the dog, and they've asked if I would be able to bury their dog. Since there is nobody else who can do it, and they're afraid to leave the dead dog with the other dogs, I was wondering if I may be excused to help my neighbor?

2007-11-13 10:30:49 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1 0

I don't know what you do, other than dodge bullets of crazed deer hunters. . . . hey, I think I may be onto something here. that is such a man thing to want to clean out your garage. Sad, very sad! I could think of others things to do than that.

2007-11-13 10:47:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ask for 1/2 day off?

2007-11-13 10:26:58 · answer #4 · answered by ebedsworth 3 · 3 0

Not sad, just a tad Virgoan. You could say you have to go because your stomach is upset by something you ate for lunch.

2007-11-13 10:30:23 · answer #5 · answered by jenesuispasunnombre 6 · 1 0

your attorney just called and the paperwork you have been waiting to sign is ready, he just needs to go over some things with you first.

hey, it's none of their damn business what kind of paperwork it is, right? could be a will, an inheritance, anything........

PS I'm like that too, like to reorganize rooms all the time.

2007-11-13 10:28:49 · answer #6 · answered by The French Connection 6 · 1 0

No! I think I just fell a little in love with you....may I come help?! Can we do the basement next?!

2007-11-13 10:32:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Doctor's appointment.

2007-11-13 10:29:41 · answer #8 · answered by shellshell 6 · 1 0

kinda sad yes

2007-11-13 10:26:27 · answer #9 · answered by bowsgirl1 7 · 2 0

Drink some emetrol and throw up right in front of your boss.

2007-11-13 10:26:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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