I've found that I can turn a woman gay in 3.5 seconds.
2007-11-13 01:57:56
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos somuch." (Oh this is GOOD!!)? Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde 's wife said, "Don't look at me! He makes his own lunch!"
2007-11-13 02:07:35
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answered by Anonymous
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I have never insulted the opposite sex and do not belive in it. Women are far too pressious!
2007-11-13 03:14:17
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answered by ? 5
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Everybody ashould be polite with opposite sex, as each of them gives pleasure to each other
2007-11-13 03:21:20
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Ah no -- don't be so, boys are always stonger than girls you know and don't insult your opposite side because you WILL have to PAY for that one day mind it !!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-13 20:54:56
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answer #5
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answered by A.G.Pillai 4
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silence is biggest insult - just ignore & do not talk until things are cool down.
2007-11-13 13:22:15
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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NEVER they are the king we are the queen
2007-11-13 02:49:16
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answer #7
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answered by teresa m 7
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questioning his manhood usually ticks him off
2007-11-13 01:59:23
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answer #8
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answered by barb 6
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tell her she has more in her pants than i do.
then again who am i insulting here??
2007-11-13 01:58:54
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answer #9
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answered by special sock puppet 5
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I dont
2007-11-13 01:58:21
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answer #10
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answered by first_1exit 4
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