When i was about 15/16 i went climbing a wall with a friend of mine, as i went to jump off the top my pocket on my jeans got caught and ripped a really big hole in the @ss of my jeans, i had to walk home like it and i was so embarrassed , but what was worse was the fact that i had undies on that said *Bite Me* ....lol *blushes*
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2007-11-13 01:48:38 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I went walking and my skirt was tucked into my panties - a whole thigh and section of buttocks was exposed - Everyone seemed to look at me as they passed and as I went by a group of people on a porch they all started to laugh.
Finally at the end of 5 blocks there was a "Jiffy Lube" a car servicing place ,. . and one of the fellows must have taken pity on me because he said, Miss, I hate to be the one to tell you this - but your skirt is jacked up under your undies and everything, you don't want seen, is SHOWING. So I asked him if he'd please stand behind me while I un-tucked the skirt, this he did, I thanked him and with my face burning red, I walked back home briskly!
2007-11-13 02:48:13 · answer #1 · answered by skydancerwi 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm a swimmer, and as you maybe know really competitive swimmers wear really tight suits made of delicate material called fast-skins. I wore my new 300$ suit for the first time one meet in the 200 meter breast-stroke, which is 8 laps. It had taken me like twenty minutes to put on my suit which was sooooo tight. As I got on the blocks for my race, the back of my suit ripped and expose half my butt! But I was on the blocks, about to swim the most important race of the meet, and I didn't know what to do! So I swam the race anyways, and the entire time the rip did nothing but expand, meaning that my coach, team mates, and any other onlookers (I'm sure there were plenty!) could see almost my entire butt by the time I finished the race. I then had to climb out of the water and run across the deck to get my towel. SO embarrassing!!
2016-05-22 22:56:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol I like your undies!
My most embarrassing moment was at a school camp when I was about 12 or 13 when all of us were called to gather into some room to listen to some camp guy and the teachers when, I let a big one rip and what made it worse was that this was one of those big room's where sounds echo.
What also was so embarrassing is that I had a laughing fit because the camp guy said something hilarious after it had happened.
This guy who I was friends with never let me forget this when I met up with later at highschool.
2007-11-13 02:00:26 · answer #3 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Years ago, I went to a meeting with the big boss and he drove. On the way back, I got taken ill with (I found out later) food poisoning.
I had to get him to stop the car on the hard shoulder of the motorway for I knew I was going to be sick. As if that alone wasn't embarrassing enough, as I bent over to throw up, the food poisoning chose that moment to affect the 'other end' and you can guess what happened next. The force of me vomiting meant I couldn't do a damn thing about the unfortunate events going on in my bum at the same time!
Oh the shame of having to ask him if he had a towel I could sit on, and telling him that it would probably be more pleasant for him to drive the rest of the way home with all the windows wide open.....
I still cringe whenever I think of that awful day.
2007-11-13 01:56:06 · answer #4 · answered by Lily & Stu Too 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I worked at a computer games company and it was all blokes apart from me and a receptionist. All the guys were on a mailing list and swapping messages, jokes etc. all day. I wanted to be part of it so they added me...not a good idea, it was mostly porn etc. and quite sickening. So as a joke I decided to send an email to all of them saying how disgusted I was. Bearing in mind this was a huge international company...the email went to 3500 people including all the VPs in the US! My joke majorly backfired and I had to fumble my way through a lousy explanation whilst trying not to get my colleagues sacked! I was not Miss popular for a long while!
2007-11-13 02:13:28 · answer #5 · answered by Cassie 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It was when i was stopping at my ex-wife's parents house(they were out for the evening) and she had gone to bed and i decided to have a couple more drinks and watch a bit of telly.To my surprise there was a very raunchy film on and me being horny 24/7 i decided to choke the chicken...Well after the finale i must have fallen asleep....... only to be woken by...................For gods sake will you put it away!!! the parents had come back and i was sat there with my Jon Thomas hanging out with some kitchen roll at the side of me!!
Couldn't look at the ex-wife's parents in the eye ever again...and no its not the reason why we got divorced if anyone is wondering..
2007-11-13 02:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by magicmorph 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My most embarrassing moment was when I was 12/13. After church we use to go to this really expensive restaurant for lunch that was always PACKED. Wall to wall people. Well, lunch was over and I wanted to run to bathroom before we left for home. Well the bathroom was overcrowded with women. I got in a stall pulled down my hose and panties and pulled up my dress. Well when I was done I stood up and pulled my hose and panties back up. I got out, washed my hands and left. I walk out into the main dining area when I saw this little girl point and snicker. Then I noticed a bunch of people start to turn around in their seats. I kept walking but then a lot more people started to stare. I looked down and I had TUCKED MY DRESS INTO MY PANTY HOSE!!!!!!!!! I was going to die! I pulled it out and ran all the way to the car. My poor parents didn't know what happened to me, I was just red and shocked speechless.
We never went back to that restaurant again, I'm sure they play the security video of me during holiday parties!!!
2007-11-13 01:54:55 · answer #7 · answered by Chrystal 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
when i was 13/14 we had an art teacher, (he was georgous)
so i sent him a Valentine's card, i did not sign it, but he found out it was me, soooooooooo embarrassing, even worse was the rhyme i put inside
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
There's nothing i'd like better
Than to be in bed with you
Pmsl at it now
star time
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2007-11-13 04:02:57 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg that's funny but i have something even funnier..
i was taking a shower in the girls room and the boys came in and opened the curtains and saw me and i had a little cushion on my but.. and they started slapping it! also here is another funny thing:
i was at school playing at gym and my pants fell down when i had to underware.. oh and one time my shirt was snug and so was my bra when my shirt teared a little and my bra burst off
2007-11-13 13:28:17 · answer #9 · answered by xXMILEYXx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just before this evening when I was just near back my house, I got pees in my pants in an elevator as I can't stand it. It tooks so long waited in the elevator while I'm in a hurry.
2007-11-13 01:55:06 · answer #10 · answered by Khamirul Bin Mataree 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋