2007-11-13 01:39:30 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Last year he left me Dockside Dora.
She had a label hanging off one ear with the instruction...
'Pierce with the forked tail of your infernal kind'.
She's looking a bit tatty now but she still scrubs up!
2007-11-13 01:45:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Satan knows better than to leave me anything bad, I'll beat him with a stick or something.
I'm hoping for this computer I want, 530Gig harddrive, 3gig RAM, I forget the rest.
2007-11-13 09:48:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably yet another stomach bug. Every christmas day for the last 3 years i've been poorly and not been able to eat my christmas dinner - bet the bugger comes back again this year!
2007-11-13 09:43:08 · answer #3 · answered by Big Boobs McGee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Satan doesn't come to my house at Christmas.
2007-11-13 09:41:56 · answer #4 · answered by M2S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An eternal "Christmas," or maybe he said something like eternal Christmas Spirit... I dunno exactly what he said. Everybody has a thick accent in hell. He also said he would get me "Yo Gabba Gabba" and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo on DVD... that I know for sure, because that's what I asked for. The "eternal Christmas" was sort of a bonus.
2007-11-13 10:08:24 · answer #5 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Socks
2007-11-13 09:41:26 · answer #6 · answered by Neil 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess you know that satan is an anagram of Santa, so he is bringing me a pair of "Nap Reds Nut"
2007-11-13 09:50:15 · answer #7 · answered by Time4AcuPPa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guitar Hero III for the Wii, so we can rock out in hell together.
Suddenly thinking of the "Church Lady" skit from SNL, "Hmmm, could it beeeeeeee SATAN!!!???"
2007-11-13 09:45:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
satan will give me a whip, handcuffs and some chain while santa will give me a lump of coal for being naughty!
2007-11-13 09:58:21 · answer #9 · answered by Flarkin! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked for his horn of plenty. But he's having a devil of a time finding it. Maybe that's why he's always so red and only visits when we're all asleep.
2007-11-13 09:48:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋