Got any nasty neighbor stories to share with us ?

Question

One of ours has done some pretty outragious things.

Answer 1

I think my neighbor keeps dead bodies in his house.

Answer 2

My mom's neighbor (and mine when I lived there) is disgusting. He and his family sell marijuana out of their home, and while I have nothing against drug use, they lived like poor white trash in a nice neighborhood. So cars would constantly be coming and going, and the cops would always be there. They always have some piece of junk car in the yard, and once their shower broke and they had a hose running from the yard into the bathroom window. One year after Thanksgiving they had the wrapper from the turkey floating around in the yard for about a month. They made a clothesline out of tires and poles and extension cords. They have trash all over the yard and they have been asked by the city a number of times to clean up... they always do, only to trash it again a week later. The guy is really fat and ugly and he mows his lawn with his shirt off WHILE WE HAVE COMPANY, and you never ever see the wife because she's so huge she can barely walk.

Answer 3

I had one 20 years ago, who would come over, have a drink with us on Saturday, walk across the street to his house. Then he would call the police and complain about the noise.

We got even with him though. I found out that in that town, you could not cut your lawn on a Sunday before 9 am. One Sunday he started his lawnmower at 7:45. I called the police and complained, cited the ordinance and demanded that they write him a summons.

When they got there, I just watched. My former neighbor began yelling profanities, pointing at my house, calling me names, etc. Then the dope picked up a rock and threw it at my house, breaking a window WITH THE POLICE RIGHT THERE!!!!!

I walked out and just said, "well boys, that's destruction of private property" he threatened to do a few things to me that were not pleasant. The police then arrested him for the window and making terroristic threats.

What a dope.....

Answer 4

My neighbors throw a dozen bags of garbage out of their house a day. They stand up on the porch and throw the trash down to the street, often missing, and we live in the city so rats have moved in under our porch. They tear open the bags and spread trash all over the street and out yard and our porch. I want to move so bad. So when the rats are out the neighbor on the other side gets his BB gun out and sits on his porch shooting across our porch, killing the rats, but not instantly, so I have to listen to them screaming from my window. Oh, and the trashy neighbors are all SEVERE cripples, and the a$$h0le is by boyfriend's best friend, so I can't call the cops on his dumb @#$. I hate my neighbors. That's not all they do but I'm gonna stop now...

Answer 5

My downstairs neighbour (before he moved in downstairs) had attempted to take his life a number of times. When he moved in everything went well until one night when I was walking about with my shoes on (at the time the apartment wasnt carpeted) he came up hammered onto the door. I opened it and he said "Look I've f**king told you before" yadda yadda yadda this and that he put his foot into the apartment at one point I honestly thought he was going to assault me. He then lays off goes downstairs and yells back at me "You're a c*nt!!!!"
He only got a slap on the wrist by the landlord (not before I forked out over seven hundred pounds to have the apartment fitted with carpet) and even then he feels the need to complain from time to time if I walk around the apartment late at night. His latest complaint is me flushing the toilet at night.
So a very sane person methinks.

Answer 6

My neighbor's son was playing with one of his friends in his hay filled barn, seeing how long they could each hold onto a burning match before they chickened out and dropped it.

You can already guess how this story ended.

Both of them were fine, physically, but nothing can ever change the fact that they are completely retarded. They 'borrowed' my ATV a week later and ran through a field of Christmas trees. Since then, I have kept it locked up in a shed.

Answer 7

I had one once that went out with a jackhammer to his front walk at 11:30 PM.
I retaliated by placing a "for sale by owner" ad in the local paper with his number and a ridiculously low price. I also said best time to call was between 6pm and 6 AM he got calls for days at all hours. He still doesn't know who did it.

Answer 8

My next door neighbor has been working on an addition to their house for a couple of years now. Woke us up on a Sunday morning, pounding on his roof with a sledge hammer at 6:30 am.

What an extreme jerk.

Answer 9

We used to have neighbours who were gamblers and they used to have poker parties well into the night , so glad they moved.

Answer 10

the lady next door has 5 kids. shes kinda dirty. she walks around outside with a baggy tanktop- no bra, hot pants (seriously), her infant in one arm and a cigarette in the other.