An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy,
"You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."
And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you
guys to make a dent in that there pile."
So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the
pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep
any of it?"
The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a
fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared
and I no coulda finda him nowhere."
Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And you, I thought I
told you to shovel this pile."
The Scotsman replies, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah could nay get meself a
shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah
could nay fin' him either."
The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand
to look for the Chinese guy ...
Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and
yells . . . . . .
"SUPPLIES!"
2007-11-12 22:44:08 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao...its the way you tell em!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-12 23:13:06 · answer #1 · answered by Steph 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Goooooooood
2016-04-03 22:25:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that one, its the best I,ve seen for ages. Keep up the good work and supplies me again.
2007-11-12 23:26:15 · answer #3 · answered by debray 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
W I C K E D!!!
I wondered what was coming next - I never expected that!!!
10/10 and your star is on its way!!! *
2007-11-13 02:16:56 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-11-12 22:52:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, that was another great one from the Master of Merryment, pmsl
star time
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2007-11-13 02:16:11 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That`s a good un ha ha ha
2007-11-17 11:35:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes the old ones are the best.ha ha i like it.
2007-11-12 22:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by Spot 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Haa haa that made me lol
2007-11-12 22:51:02 · answer #9 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahaha your jokes keep on getting better and better. Thank you.
2007-11-13 00:17:04 · answer #10 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!.. Dat wz so funny! =D
2007-11-12 22:54:05 · answer #11 · answered by -x-Enya-x- 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋