1. I actually am alive right now.
2. I'm more educated than Jesus and I can actually write down my own words.
3. I have actually had more jobs than Jesus.
4. I know how to operate an oven.
5. I can count higher than Jesus.
6. I don't have a mass of followers screaming my name every night in bed.
7. I don't excuse acts of violence that my father has done because he was drunk.
8. I know how to drive a car.
9. Jesus never shaves, I do up top and down below.
10. I have had more sexual partners than Jesus.
Just something to lighten you guys up a bit...
2007-11-12 22:03:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You've had more sexual partners than Jesus? I don't know about that... he's got a lot of (guys') names in that little black book (Bible) of his.
Think about it.
2007-11-13 06:17:23 · answer #1 · answered by ►solo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. What a great way to wake up, some well written comedy. :) My favorite is 10, though I'm pretty sure some of the early Gnostic Christians in Egypt would argue otherwise.
2007-11-12 23:15:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah way to go much better being alive and doing stuff is the best answer
2007-11-13 11:19:13 · answer #3 · answered by bilbobagsend 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You didn't got much attention in life...aren't you?
Oh what the heck...*gives you an applause*
2007-11-12 22:07:20 · answer #4 · answered by ®¤Gµ€.×Î 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Are you crazxy. Making fun of Jesus but do you think you are funny, You? Idiot boy.
2007-11-12 22:12:00 · answer #5 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Sorry, your lack of humor didn't do as intended. Offensive language never truely succeeds at being funny.
2007-11-12 22:29:56 · answer #6 · answered by capitalctu 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
You need some sleep, dude.
2007-11-12 22:08:02 · answer #7 · answered by SDW 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hehe :)
that made me smile
cus its true
2007-11-12 23:52:40 · answer #8 · answered by liquorice coloured glasses 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-13 09:18:02 · answer #9 · answered by Myspace.com/afallenstar666 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should have titled it "DIVINE COMEDY"
2007-11-13 01:11:12 · answer #10 · answered by decks 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋