Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church.
The priest said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The old man replied, "No problem at all, Priest."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the priest.
The priest went to the middle-aged couple and asked,
"Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The middle-aged man replied, "The first week was not too bad.
The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yep we made it."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church," said the priest.
The priest then went to the newly-wed couple and asked,
"Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
"No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks,"
the young man replied sadly.
"What happened?" inquired the priest.
"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it" said the young man.
"When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church" stated the priest.
"We know," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the Supermarket anymore either..."
2007-11-12 21:41:53 · 8 answers · asked by LeeA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that was great!
2007-11-12 22:11:58 · answer #1 · answered by Flarkin! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should make your list, however when real attraction/love comes the list often gets thrown in the corner.. Finding a life-partner takes getting to see who they really are. Look for someone who makes YOU want to be a better person.. [I made that same list, in the end the person I married was all the things I said I would NOT find attractive or even negotiable, he ended up being the person who made me want to be better and have more in life, he ended up being the only person I can say that I ever really loved] Find a person who you can negotiate with, if they cant cook --of well that's what restaurants are for, and so what if their not "educated" it takes all forms of people to run a country, not just the ones with a college degree. Any person who works at any job is doing what it takes to make the world go around.. Just make sure you won't negotiate on the the "big" things, all people usually have certain standards that they will not deviate from, if you have no respect for a person who does drugs, then stick to that, and don't pick a person who does drugs.. if you can't tolerate a violent person, stick to it, don't pick a person who's' been arrested multiple times for domestic violence..There is one thing I know for sure, when love finds you, your list will be worthless.....:)
2016-05-22 22:35:31 · answer #2 · answered by leah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-11-12 22:23:54 · answer #3 · answered by Fleur 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is great
2007-11-12 21:44:58 · answer #4 · answered by peacesells21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that is funny...
2007-11-12 21:49:21 · answer #5 · answered by Ju 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-12 22:42:26 · answer #6 · answered by bette69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha heights of LUST!!!!!
they are welcome to YAHOO jokes !!!!
2007-11-12 21:45:03 · answer #7 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao !!!!
2007-11-12 22:05:21 · answer #8 · answered by midnightsmokerchic23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋