Why men can pee standing up!!!
God was just about done creating humans but he had two things left over.
He could not decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so he thought he might as well ask them.
He told them that one of the things he had left was a think that would allow the owner to pee standing up.
It is a very handy thing God told them and I was wondering if one of you had a preference for it.
Well ,adam jumped up and down,and begged,oh,please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that.It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please ! Pleeeease !give it to me !
On and on he went like an exited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if adam really wanted it so badly , he could have it.So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.
Adam was so exited he started whizzing all over the place-first on the side of a rock,then he wrote his name on the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a tree stump,ten feet away-
2007-11-12 21:17:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve,''Well I guess you are stuck with the last thing I got left''
''What's it called?'' asked Eve
''Brains'' said God.
Haha,send this to your friends and let the truth be known !
Of course This had to be written by a woman……….
2007-11-12 21:18:05 · update #1
he he he awesome panos
10/10*
2007-11-13 00:54:44 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
shiite bags...hahaha Why Scotland is a grand place interior the initiating, our lord god Almighty, sitting on His throne on severe, became to His mate, the Archangel Gabriel and mentioned "Gabby, as we communicate i will create Scotland. i will make it a rustic of dark suitable mountains, crimson glens and wealthy green forests. i will grant it clean quick flowing rivers and that i will fill them with salmon. The land would be lush and fertile, on which the folk shall advance barley to brew into an amber nectar which would be plenty favourite the international over. below the land I shall lay wealthy seams of coal. interior the waters around the seashores there'll be an abundance of fish and below the sea mattress there'll be large deposits of oil and gas". "Excuse me Sire", interrupted the Archangel Gabriel, "do no longer you think of you're being slightly too beneficiant to those Scots"? "no longer probably", replied the Lord, "wait 'til you spot the neighbours i'm giving them".
2016-10-02 06:24:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh so true!! It's long been known that God gave women the brains, but i thought it was because when God gave them out He started at the back of the queue and Adam was at the front.
Nice one, have a star.
2007-11-13 01:09:32 · answer #3 · answered by Maggs 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Curse that Adam...
Wish he had chosen to sit and think rather than stand and pee!
:-) Hehehehehe...
2007-11-12 21:27:20 · answer #4 · answered by 13 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Heard this before but still have a star *.
2007-11-13 00:57:55 · answer #5 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
True True lol
2007-11-12 21:22:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
excellent star4u
2007-11-13 02:38:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's very true!
2007-11-12 21:22:33 · answer #8 · answered by Chucksey 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
hahahahaha i love it!!
gold star for you deffo!!!!
lololololol
2007-11-12 21:25:24 · answer #9 · answered by mad_lulu 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
don`t eat yellow snow.lol
2007-11-12 21:24:07 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋