Do not volunteer to anything or help anyone.
Pretend to be useless, irresponsible, inept, incompetent so that people won't seek you out to do things they don't want to do.
Go to bed late and wake up late.
Be thickskined enough to admit you are lazy if people accuse you of being lazy.
If they accuse you of being selfish, admit it too.
2007-11-12 22:00:06
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Being bone idle and lazy is boring and a waste of good time. Nothing wrong with having a good holiday or not working so hard but if you become bone idle permanently you will not do your body any good. Daytime TV sucks but then so does the evening/night TV. No good advice from me - maybe you just need a holiday to recharge your batteries.
2007-11-13 04:18:36
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answer #2
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answered by stef 4
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I know loads of people who have never worked in their lives yet seem to be doing better than me from "playing the system" it really p'sses me off.
I'm a 23 year old guy, my job is minimum wage and I work bloody hard for that wage, I can't afford to move out of my parents house or run a car yet there are people in my town who have never worked and live rent free in their own pad and are always wearing nice new looking clothes or driving around in cars or drinking in pubs down town at the weekend.
Vote Labour? I'd rather eat my own testicles.
2007-11-13 05:37:14
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm very lazy. Don't start.
Maybe you could relax a bit but I would keep your organised regime.
I plan to start being not a lazy person for 2008
2007-11-14 03:17:08
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answered by Anonymous
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzx
2007-11-13 04:55:49
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answer #5
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answered by AnnieG 4
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"lazy" is my middle name - the only thing i do at home is sit on the sofa with the laptop on my knees, and watch the tv from time to time. only get up to get food or go to the loo. work is always left to the last minute
2007-11-13 11:30:09
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Why are you thinking of changing??!!
It`s miles better for body and mind to keep busy.
I don`t see any benefit in being lazy.
You will eventually reap the rewards for all your hard work.
2007-11-13 04:16:04
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answer #7
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answered by suzanne p 4
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IT'S GREEEAAAT, I GET TO BE ON YAHOO ANSWERS ALL DAY, AND MESS WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU... BUT ON A REAL, I DID HURT MY BACK 3 YEARS AGO ON THE JOB AN I CAN NO LONGER WORK, AN IT SUCKS. I'M ONLY 30 AND I CAN'T DO THINGS LIKE I USED TO.... AND IT REALLY SUCKS...
2007-11-13 09:20:17
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answer #8
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answered by iminyourdreams 2
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Take a day off and lay back (really) and do NOTHING at all! Turn on the TV and just lounge around all day. Try it.
2007-11-13 06:30:35
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answered by Brewspy 4
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i would love to be lazy but with 3 kids and a full time job i dont know what its like to be lazy...let me know what its like
2007-11-13 04:20:46
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answered by no name 5
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