A woman went to see a plastic surgeon regarding a facelift. "There's something new called 'The Knob'. We implant a tiny knob on the back of your neck just above your hairline, so no one will know it's there. About once a month you give it a little twist just tight enough to pull out the wrinkles".
She had the surgery, but had a few questions about five years later. "Doc? What are these big bags under my eyes?"
"Oh no! You've been turning the knob too tight! Those are your breasts!"
"I see. That explains the goatee, too then"....
2007-11-12 17:44:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny!!!
2007-11-13 11:21:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woman
2016-05-22 22:20:33 · answer #2 · answered by mina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL........Someone's had a little somethin', somethin' on his mind, tonight...........lmao Why John, how you do talk?! (in my best southern drawl)
2007-11-12 18:32:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny LOL
2007-11-12 19:51:16 · answer #4 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe thats naughty...but funny :o)
2007-11-12 17:56:53 · answer #5 · answered by dobley_88 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-12 20:17:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋