probably pee my pants
2007-11-12 15:36:52
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answer #1
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answered by Depp Head 3
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You ridiculous religious morons need to realize that the bible is nothing but a story book. The bible tells stories of untruth that is forced onto people as absolute truth. Until the day arrives when you can 100% prove to the world in a scientific manner that this bunk is real there is no answer to your question.
Don't put the whole you gotta have faith crap out either because that's the real cop out. But to answer your fantasy land question I'd be welcoming hell with open arms because it's gonna be a ton more interesting hanging out with those crazy bastards than being polite and nice to a bunch of hypercritical *** clowns that are in the lighter part of fantasy land!
2007-11-12 15:47:21
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answer #2
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answered by jadeddesire2003 1
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I'm an Agnostic, so I am close enough on this one. IF this were to happen one day, I'm sure I'd have a fair chance of getting in.
Your assumption about athiests, which is probably the case of many religious zealots is that they cannot live a moral, decent life. What if I don't believe in your "God" but spend my life being decent and charitable? Maybe I save lives for a living and that makes people happy...
Why would Satan be waiting to invite me into hell? Certainly he wouldn't be welcoming my sort.
2007-11-12 15:41:33
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answer #3
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answered by Bach 3
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Actually to tell you the truth ..after being raised Christian and reading the bible thoroughly I don't believe a word of it. But if I'm wrong and some day I do stand in judgment ..I would give your God a piece of my mind before going to hell with Satan happily. Because I would rather spend an eternity in Satans hell than in the Christian God's heaven.
2007-11-12 15:42:51
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answer #4
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answered by phantasygirlhfc 6
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If that really happened, if I really was brought before a God and there really was a hell, the first thing I would ask is how to get people out of hell. I mean, what else would a person do? Go to heaven and pretend to be really jolly happy when others are bieng tortured?
So yeah, if it came down to it, I would rather be in hell, and working against it, than in heaven doing nothing but looking after myself.
2007-11-12 15:42:22
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Do you realize you are trying to ask a serious question and involving invisible spirits that no one has ever seen in the question? I am not coping out, have you thought about what you have asked?
Are you serious? That is like being asked am I afraid I won't get any money if I don't put my teeth under my pillow or candy if I do not leave out a basket on Easter.
2007-11-16 07:32:31
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answer #6
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answered by OPM 7
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So while talking to God at the judgment I will be heckled by Satan and his demons?
I don't really understand this scenario you are giving.
I suppose I will be feeling annoyed and pissed off the way I do right now.
2007-11-12 15:48:23
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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There is some hypothetical questions that are too ridiculous to entertain. This being one of them. For Christs sakes man! You`re a grown man - talking about demons and fiery gates and that sort of thing.
2007-11-12 15:38:34
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answer #8
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answered by Future 5
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As an atheist, I would give a pretty good chuckle and say, "What's up, buddy?"
At least I would know that I wasn't in the company of a complete hypocrite, like your imaginary "god."
Since there is no god or devil, I'm not too worried about it. I'll let people like you worry about fables and primitive superstition.
2007-11-12 15:48:56
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answer #9
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answered by alderstat 2
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The question is to simple-minded to "hypothetically" be answered.
You are missing the whole point...THERE IS NO GOD.....therefore, there is no judgement, nor demons nor gates of hell.
It's like asking to theorize what would happen if rabbits were born without ears.
2007-11-12 15:40:29
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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If Hell exists, I would literally rather go to Hell than worship God.
The existence of Hell would prove that God was an immoral sadistic monster, and my morals would prohibit me from worshipping such a being.
2007-11-12 15:42:50
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answer #11
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answered by Anonymous
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