Only Chuck Norris can save you from his all mighty roundhouse kick.
Repent and be saved!
2007-11-12 14:46:43 · 11 answers · asked by Gamla Joe 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
FACT: when Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push his body up from the earth, he pushes the earth away from him.
2007-11-13 05:45:13 · answer #1 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Homer Simpson is a blasphemous cartoon representation of Chuck Norris, without the beard as further sacrilege.
Prepare for the worst!!!
2007-11-12 22:55:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave Chuck Norris cookies. We're on good terms.
2007-11-12 22:52:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
most people believe they do not sin, no matter what they do, as their conscience is seared, So why would they understand Repent and be Saved? The Chuck Norris crack is way out of line, are you mentally stable?
2007-11-12 22:53:41 · answer #4 · answered by Kristina H 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I used to walk in darkness
But then I was roundhouse kicked and I saw THE LIGHT.
Now I walk in the eternal flame of his burning beard
2007-11-12 22:50:47 · answer #5 · answered by LadySuri 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, my .357 would save me from his roundhouse nicely . . .
2007-11-12 23:00:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did that in June of 1981. Thank you for calvary Jesus!
2007-11-13 21:31:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I have already done that. Now I will pray for yours.
2007-11-12 22:52:40 · answer #8 · answered by Mutations Killed Darwin Fish 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I need salvation from noone.
2007-11-12 22:50:17 · answer #9 · answered by leelee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
idiot your so serious!
2007-11-12 22:50:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋