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Just been wondering what it would feel like to say that...
2007-11-12 13:40:45 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, An'drian, it has...=0)
2007-11-12 13:43:39 · update #1
The thumbs up was mine, St. A....=0) I got you...and it was oddly peaceful...
2007-11-12 13:50:23 · update #2
It's not what it looks like! Honest!
2007-11-12 13:42:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
Explain.... ?
Well... OK, but it's gunna take a long long time.
I was born way back when I was a baby and I really can't remember where I was before that. At around three or four I stopped making messes in my pants... most of the time. Before I learned to keep my pants clean ALL of the time, I had to learn how to work a zipper. That took about fifteen years.
Wait here... I'll be back but I have to go and use the John before I can continue...
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2007-11-12 14:07:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are hundreds of gods to choose from, and each has its flaws. One of the most popular gods, the god named "God", is rumored to have inspired His believers to write a book about what He has done. Says right in that book, that when God realized He had screwed up by making mankind, He admitted His mistake. ("It repenteh Me... etc) But, did He come up with a quick and painless plan to instantly and painlessly blink all of them out of existence? No, He's not quite that smart. He came up with a plan to flood the world, drowning thousands of babies, too young to have offended Him. Similar idea about getting the Jews out of Egypt. Could have simply caused the army and the Pharaoh to be unable to speak or move faster than a slow walk, for a few weeks, while the Jews left. But, no. He slew thousands of firstborn males, including His favorite collateral damagees, babies too young to have offended Him. Of all the gods on the market, the ones who enjoy seeing piles of dead babies are the ones I am least likely to feel like praising.
2016-05-22 21:42:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just enjoying life without having any fears of any so called angry & ready to punish Gods. One less of a problem in life. So liberating!!!
2007-11-12 13:46:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Well, I'm about 5'10", like jazz, red wine, and long walks on a moon lit beach.
I'm looking for a sweet atheist girl to share my passion for baby eating, culture corrupting, and Jesus-hating.
2007-11-12 13:45:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 3⤋
*glances down at the load of donkey bollocks in the wheel barrow*
Do I really HAVE to explain?
I don't think you're gonna like it...
2007-11-12 13:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
you wanted apple pie ala mode?
2007-11-14 10:41:28 · answer #7 · answered by Kidsforurspring 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mama didn't love me. then that one time in the foxhole, with a vile temptress, oooh, reminds me of "maggot" in the dirty dozen. dangit. button your top button, what, are you trying to make me want to fornicate? again?
2007-11-12 13:51:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
The flying monkey's made me do it I swear!!! -breaks down and cries- I'm sorry I stole the last Krispy Kreme...I'm sorry!!!
2007-11-12 13:46:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I used to be merely athy, and over time I became athier and athier, until now, I'm athiest!
2007-11-12 13:43:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 2⤋