My ex boyfriend is a real jerk. I want to play a really mean prank on him. Any suggestions?

Question

I have the pass code to his apartment. And I know where he parks his car.

Answer 1

Suggestion: don't play pranks on him cuz he could file charges with the police against you for burglary, vandalism, harassment, stalking, etc and you will give him the impression that you're not only immature, not over him but a jerk too and criminal minded. If you're still going to proceed with a prank, hide the toilet paper and unplug all the electronics in the apartment.

Answer 2

No. Grow up. You said he is a jerk so you feel that by pulling a "prank" as you call it, will get even? No, you will be breaking the law and also be even a bigger "jerk". What you are wanting to do is childish, illegal and stupid. Do the right thing, get over it and move on. *****Just a note, someone went through all of the sensible answers saying," leave him alone" and gave it a thumbs down? You too, need to grow up.*******

Answer 3

Just leave it alone. Going into someone else's parking garage and dong anything to their car is illegal. He probably knows you have the pass code so if anything were to happen, you'd be the first suspect. If he's a jerk, just leave him alone, do you want him to be a jerk more to you?

Answer 4

Wow. Okay. so he sounds really immature. i mean when i was first reading your question i thought you were young but when you started talking about his genitals then i realized that he must be pretty foolish. i mean, he must have some great qualities and all if your still with him but he sounds like a loser. no offense. just confront him. obviously he wont get super mad. but when you do talk to him, make sure you don't blow up and get mad because from the way i picture it, he would just tease you even more any time you try to be seriuos with him.... if he doesnt listen, then dump the *****. k . hope i helped.

Answer 5

Yeah, I have a suggestion:
don't.

Oh, pleeeease, you're going to just make trouble for yourself. Especially if you go into his appartment or damage his property in any way.

If he's a jerk now, just wait to see what kind of jerk he can be when he's got the law on his side.


The best thing you can do is be completely indifferent with him. People who like to stir up trouble or gloat or whatever really hate it when their targets for torture don't care what they're doing or if they're happy or sad or what.


But please, don't cause trouble for yourself.
I understand wanting to get back at someone, but it's just going to come back to you too.

Answer 6

it sounds tempting,

but i urge you to be mature and do the right thing: leave your exboyfriend alone!

by pulling a prank, you are demonstrating that you are either not over him, or that you are being immature/childish. either way, no matter what happens, you come out of the situation looking as though you are the bad person.

let go, move on, and find peace.

Answer 7

If you're thinking long range, think subscriptions. Every magazine at the supermarket has "subscribe now, pay later" postcards. Some have cards for ordering books, coffee, porcelain figures, I think you get the point.
For a short-range thrill, put a classified ad in the paper. "Harley hog for sale cheap. Call ###-#### between 6 & 9AM weekends."

Answer 8

Fill out them magazine subscription cards with his name and address. Something embarrassing like gay magazine or free viagra brochures or free information on STDs or something. If you know where he works, it would be better to send them there.

OR you can just forget about him and move on with your life instead of using your precious time on a real jerk.

Answer 9

Let it go and move on. There is nothing to be gained by beating-up on jerks, it won't change them and it makes you a jerk too.

Answer 10

How about don't and be the better person. Rise above childish pranks and move on with your life.