I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
2007-11-12 12:53:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SexxyLexi,
im kissing my cockatiel Lily <3
(im happy you guys enjoy the jokee <3)
2007-11-12 13:35:57 · update #1
That was awesome. I haven't heard those. Good Job! Star for you. By the way what is that adorable thing you are kissing...I love animals.
2007-11-12 13:31:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol I've done 2 of them. I tried to drown my fish when I was little and I was soo stupid to ask for a price check at the dollar store.
2007-11-12 13:00:00 · answer #2 · answered by Mandy Lynn Candy 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thanks...you got a star...I needed a good laugh! The ruler to bed is still killing me!!
2007-11-12 12:59:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-11 07:47:19 · answer #4 · answered by slayden 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx I really enjoyed these chuckles! CJ
2007-11-12 16:11:24 · answer #5 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard all of those before but still funny =)lol
2007-11-12 13:07:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know what they dall a blond who dyes her hair? Artificial intelligence.
2007-11-12 12:56:28 · answer #7 · answered by Wylie Coyote 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol! Those are SO funny! I am gonna have to send that to all of my friends! Thanks SO much!
I hope that you and your 'tiel have a great day!,
~ Cockatiel Lover!
2007-11-12 13:16:26 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ive done most of those
lol
im extremely blonde
if i was a cat i would be dead by now
2007-11-12 13:02:57 · answer #9 · answered by squirm325 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have seen all of those before, and a few of them got old, but a few of them don't! Thanks, it made me laugh.
Here's a star!! =)
2007-11-12 13:29:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋