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- have impure thoughts about Johnny Depp..??
- lick all of the frosting off of every cupcake..?
- enjoy watching Nip/Tuck ..?
- drink martini's for breakfast ...?

2007-11-12 12:45:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Guns: Yes, Nip/Tuck is pretty twisted sometimes...
and I was only joking about the martini's for breakfast .... :-)

2007-11-12 12:53:21 · update #1

WOW -- you people take life way too seriously! I was only JOKING about the martini's people ... and the cupcakes, too .... ! :-)

2007-11-12 12:58:06 · update #2

15 answers

Well, I'm surprised you didn't combine the first two parts of your fantasy ;)

Heck with that, combine the whole thing. Get a N/T box set, have Johnny over, watch a few episodes, get the frosting out (camera angle changes, window shades ruffle, Marvin Gaye music comes on) . . . and have a martini for breakfast?

What's the point of answering a question like this "seriously"?

2007-11-13 04:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by herfinator 6 · 0 0

so what you are asking is---if I have sexual fantasies about Johnny Depp have I sinned? Well, if you look on someone with lust---yep---you have sinned---but my response is that you have incredibly poor taste in men----but I digress.

Who doesn't lick all the frosting off of every cupcake?

Watching nip/tuck shouldn't present a problem.

How many martinis we talking. Are you falling down drunk when you try to stand up or are you just buzzed when you try to get your cheerios out of the cupboard? No drunks please. But try to eat your cheerios before you drink your martini. It might help you digest the alcohol. ;-)

Better yet---have a couple slices of wheat toast. Better for your nutritionally speaking.

2007-11-12 12:52:04 · answer #2 · answered by oph_chad 5 · 4 0

Sinning is only for believers.

I'd watch the martini thing, though, as a recovering alcoholic it used to be a joke to me too.

2007-11-12 12:51:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Johny Depp...yuck
lick the frosting..piggy and tacky
watching ***/Tuck could cause brain damage
same for the martini's

2007-11-12 12:52:39 · answer #4 · answered by PROBLEM 7 · 1 2

Some has said concerning impure thoughts: You can't stop a bird from flying over head. But you can stop him from landing and building a nest on it.
I Cr 13;8a
The other stuff. Naw.
I Cr 13;8a

2007-11-12 19:01:28 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0 1

I'm not sure about martinis before 10:00

2007-11-12 12:48:44 · answer #6 · answered by bete noire Carpe Noctum 5 · 1 3

Your soul is the sum product of your life. Everything you do counts. Every word has its affect. And every thought that enters your mind lives forever.

So therefore, cease all sin, take care of your soul. Seek truth all your life, practice being loving to all, and relish everything in the world that has beauty.

That is all you need to know in life. That is all there is to know in life.

2007-11-12 13:02:52 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. D 7 · 0 1

i have impure thoughts about johnny depp as well...

2007-11-12 13:35:56 · answer #8 · answered by Kiril 2 · 1 0

that bit about watching Nip/Tuck might be, but the rest is ok.

2007-11-12 12:48:56 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 2 2

well girl
Yes
No
Maybe depends on what its taking you time from
Yes

2007-11-12 16:33:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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