By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded to the last hotel manager, "Or just a bed -- I don't really care where. I'm completely exhausted".
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and I'm sure he would be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained all week. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired traveler assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning John came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. The manager asked him how he survived.
"Never better." John said.
The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"
"Nope. I shut him up in no time."
"How'd you manage that?"
"He was already in bed, snoring away. when I came in the room," John said. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Good night, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
2007-11-12 10:51:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oldie but a goodie--- LOL
made me laugh - have a star as your reward
2007-11-12 10:55:08 · answer #1 · answered by steven m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-12 12:00:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny! Good joke.
2007-11-12 10:56:43 · answer #3 · answered by Jackie O 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was to scared to sleep because he thought the other man was going to try something with him and he was not gay so he watched the man all night
2007-11-12 10:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by pooh forever 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-12 10:53:38 · answer #5 · answered by mark f 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess john is a pretty smart guy
2007-11-12 10:55:31 · answer #6 · answered by Sterling C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thats great!
2007-11-12 10:56:24 · answer #7 · answered by slpcc63 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
Thanks for sharing!
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2007-11-13 17:41:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaahahha . made up or true?
stilll funnnny though .(:
2007-11-12 10:56:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! a little weak, but still lol!
2007-11-12 10:54:44 · answer #10 · answered by xoxox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋