Did Jesus ever swear?

Question

He must have been effing and jeffing every 5 minutes, getting stones stuck between his toes with them sandals on ...??

Answer 1

Of course, he yelled, "Jesus H."!

Does anyone know what the "H" stood for?

Answer 2

Did Jesus Swear

Answer 3

If you depend on the Christian Bible, we know he got angry, but when he had a problem He'd ask his Father for help. What cussing was at that time, who knows? It says that you shall not take the Lord's name in vain ( cussing, maybe). It also says that God the father will not forgive anyone that swears to or at the Holy Spirit. So, I guess He probably didn't. Remember that He came, and went sinnless. He was on a higher plane than us folk, namely perfection and infinite in Spirit and human in the body. To Him the Spirit ruled. I can understand those stones stuck between my toes with them sandals on, but I'm just an imperfect human,

Answer 4

Im sure he did, but our image of Jesus tells us to ignore that because he is human. If you have the right to swear, then why would he be denied. The way he was tortured, he had every right to swear. I do not belive that Jesus is all that he was written to be. To clear it up, I am a devout Catholic and Im not trying to put down the church, its just that you shouldnt always believe wat your told. Especially if its over 1000 years old. God Bless You All

Answer 5

Yeah, he did. Explicitly. He called the Pharisees a "brood of vipers". Most people miss out on that because it's a word-for-word translation. Culturally, the words we designate as slang today would be taken literally back then, in first-century Galilee. For example, if we told a Jew in Roman-occupied Palestine back then: "Your parents are F**KERS!", his response would have been: "Well, yes, how else would I been born?"
The serpent was a slang word in Jewish society for the most evil thing possible, because in the Book Of Genesis, the devil takes the form of a serpent. But there are variations to this cuss word, just as we have variations for the F word (motherF, shitF). The deadliest serpent in that time, known to them, was the viper. So when Christ calls the Pharisees a "brood of vipers", a culturally-relevant translation should read "bunch of motherf**kers".
Christ uses the cuss word 'serpent' and 'viper' about four times I think. Then there's the apostle Paul, who uses the word "skubalon" to describe all the things he has sacrificed to the glory of Christ. The English translation is "rubbish", and that hardly does it justice, and is in fact a distortion. Skubalon translates into "that of no value, contemptible, to be ejected and forgotten forever". Skubalon, quite simple, means "s**t". So when Paul lists the things he has rejected to follow Christ, he's quite simply saying "F**k that s**t."
The Bible is a story of life on Earth. It is, therefore, Earthly. The Bible NEVER talks of angels playing harps, or red-nosed reindeer, or jolly men in red suits, or halos around heads. The Bible DOES talk of small piles of severed prepuces of penises, and eviscerated entrails, and butchered infants, and wholesale massacres, and angels with eyes all over their bodies, and burning swords, and beguiling serpents, and human men and women, and prophets cursing up at God, and asking Him why he is silent, and lovers comparing each others bodies to vine stalks and talking of climbing the stalks and tasting the bunches of grapes above, and God comparing his love for his people to a young woman's body and talking of how her pubic hair is lush, and murder, and rape, and lies, and deceit, and sacrifice, and betrayal with a kiss, and blood, and guts hanging out, and fire, and flood, and courage, and cowardice, and poetry, and population census accounts, and the Son of Man, called the Christ, in the midst of this all, pointing his finger at the biggest power-mongers of His time, in public, and yelling "YOU BUNCH OF MOTHERF**KERS!"

Because the Bible, and Christ, were holy. And honesty is holy. And true class is descending to your audience's level so they understand what you have to say. And if the message is life-saving, and soul-salvaging, you WILL do it.

Answer 6

I think F word and most others have roots in Anglo Saxon linguistics and would not have been in the native language of the Prophet Jesus. In Islam this would be considered crass and unfaithful so I don't believe it. I think this is more conjecture in your head.

Answer 7

I'm pretty sure he said the word *** on a regular basis. I wonder if he called mary m. dirty names when he was in the sack with her...that would ahve been cool: The Jesus Sex Scandal. I'm sure he swore every now and again like, "thoust can blowst me" or "fucketh thou who stands before me." Insert Car Crash noise here.

Answer 8

possibly
Jesus only followed the rules of the bible
and the bible never says dont cuss
the bible says he got angery, and although the bible dosnt have cuss words in it, the average person doesnt know what cuss words are in greek, the original language
so, he couldve
i guess

Answer 9

No, he was the only person who lived a perfect life.
Swearing is considered a sin, so if he lived a perfect life he didn't swear.

Answer 10

Ha funny, i go to a christian school and we were just talking about this the other day. My teacher said he didnt swear b/c he was perfect and i gess perfect people dont swear

Answer 11

Yes of course he did. He cursed a couple or people then popped a cap in der faces