Taffy is taking his driving test. Upon request he pulls of perfect parallel parking, three-point turn and emergency stop. The instructor turns to Taff and says "Can you make a U-turn?".
Taffy replies "If I can take her by the back legs I'll make her eyes water!"
2007-11-12 09:44:34 · 13 answers · asked by lazytramp789 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm Welsh and enjoy Welsh jokes here's one of my favourites
An Eskimo is holidaying in Wales but while driving through the Brekon Beacons his car splutters to a halt.
He knows nothing about cars, but lifts the bonnet to have a look in, when a Welshman hoping to help pulls up behind him.
"Let me have a look", he says, "I know a bit about cars".
After a few minutes, he says to the Eskimo, "You've blown a seal", so what the Eskimo replies, "You shag sheep!"
This may give the poor unfortunates who don't understand your joke a clue.
2007-11-12 12:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
He also went for a job as a blacksmith. The owner said "Can you shoe a horse?" He replied "No, but I once told a cow to bugger off."
2007-11-12 10:21:36 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Random it is a play on words U as in ewe, female sheep, and quite funny.
2007-11-12 10:01:42 · answer #3 · answered by northern lass 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
3 adult men are sitting interior the maternity ward of a wellness facility waiting for the coming near near beginning of their respective babies.One is aWelshman,one English and the different a West Indian. they are all very worried and pacing the floor - as you do in those circumstances. unexpectedly the wellness practitioner bursts in the time of the double doorways saying "gents you will no longer have faith this yet your different halves have all had their babies interior of 5 minutes of the different." the adult men are beside themselves with happiness and exhilaration. "And", stated the wellness practitioner, "they have all had little boys." The fathers are ecstatic and congratulate one yet another repeatedly. "inspite of the undeniable fact that we do have one average venture," the wellness practitioner stated. "In all the confusion we could have blended the babies up getting them to the nursery and could be grateful in case you ought to connect us there to objective and help perceive them." With that the Welshman raced previous the wellness practitioner and bolted to the nursery. as quickly as interior he picked up a black toddler with dreadlocks saying,"there is not any doubt approximately it, this boy is mine!" The wellness practitioner appeared bewildered and stated, "properly sir of all the babies i could have concept that in line with possibility this toddler must be of West Indian descent." "possibly", stated the Welshman, "yet one in all the different 2 is English and that i'm no longer taking the possibility"
2016-11-11 07:11:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a good un......arrr Beautiful wales....
Where men are men
and women are glad of it
and the sheep are very nervous........
Cheers....
2007-11-12 11:00:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!! And greetings from Cardiff!
2007-11-13 02:53:19 · answer #6 · answered by pure_dragonfire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and i like rons joke as well
2007-11-12 12:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by dizzydi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop- I'm banging the dashboard.
2007-11-12 10:23:43 · answer #8 · answered by Harriet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll probly feel stupid for saying this but..i dont get it.
2007-11-12 09:54:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its funny
2007-11-12 09:48:44 · answer #10 · answered by phil103 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋