An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks
for old times sake. He hires a prostitute, takes her up to a room and
goes at it as best as he can for a guy his age. After a couple of
minutes he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three Knots?" He asks. "What's that supposed to mean?" She says,
"you're knot hard, you're knot in and you're knot getting your money
back."
2007-11-12 09:07:36 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one there No8.!!!
Old age catches all, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
CHEERS.!!
2007-11-12 23:13:46 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i did no longer have a end watch, yet I bear in mind we've been only stepping into it whilst her father and mom pulled interior the stress way. We had to end rapid and get pants until eventually now they have been given to the door. It replaced into rapid, yet greater helpful to get it completed than omit out...
2016-10-16 07:04:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-12 12:15:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it. Poor old man ... surprised he don't need a hip replacement after that.
2007-11-12 09:12:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! That is so hilarious! Star.
2007-11-12 09:16:30 · answer #5 · answered by Maria 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny...You get a star**
2007-11-12 09:42:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha v good
2007-11-12 09:10:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao funny
2007-11-12 09:10:58 · answer #8 · answered by gabrielle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-11-12 09:10:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah lol very funny
2007-11-12 09:10:59 · answer #10 · answered by micky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋