It's to remind my brother to clean the toilet seat after he pees on it.
And possibly to remind him to flush.
He's 12.
Thanks
2007-11-12 09:05:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Grade-Schooler
The grossest thing for me to see
is my bathroom floor all full of pee.
Why can't they make it in the bowl?
Don't they see there is a hole?
Out in the woods, they think it's cute
to see how far a guy can "shoot."
But in the house, it's plain to see
there is a bowl in which you pee!
(It's usually white and kinda round
you hit the water, not the ground.)
Why can't they make it in the bowl?
Is it a problem with control?
If not control, then tell me why
they make my bathroom such a sty?
Come on guys, get a clue!
You know what you have to do.
Be a human - not a pig
and don't forget to lift the lid.
When you're done, make it flush
don't always be in such a rush.
Then take the lid and push it down
(don't make us women feel like clowns)
Falling in, it is not fun
getting water on your buns.
Zip up your pants and you're all done
now wasn't that a lot of fun?
Keep this little poem in mind
Your Family will find you very kind.
2007-11-12 09:34:09 · answer #1 · answered by momof3 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
After everytime you pee
sometimes on the seat you'll see
you will not find me mellow
if i see drops of yellow
so wipe them up and flush
2007-11-12 15:24:38 · answer #2 · answered by Nat 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-16 07:04:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's what we put for my fiance's 6 year old and 11 year old twins (all three boys):
We hate to sit on a wet seat!
So before you leave
Wipe it please!
It worked!
2007-11-12 09:16:09 · answer #4 · answered by Jasmine 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my stepson really peed all over the place one time -- i think he was 7 or 8. i went a little nutz and made him clean it up himself with paper towels and spray cleaner. after that he was careful and it never happened again. would that work for you ?
2007-11-13 03:33:37 · answer #5 · answered by monket 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this is what i do on toilet lid i put a lamanated card that says flush me. so every times he lifts lid he sees card.
2007-11-12 10:15:30 · answer #6 · answered by favorite_aunt24 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
please be neat and wipe the seat.
2007-11-12 09:52:30 · answer #7 · answered by buggerhead 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Splish Splash
Let it drop
Wipe it up
Flush then get a mop.
2007-11-12 09:20:36 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Dymond 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"If you sprinkle
when you tinkle,
Be a sweetie
and wipe the seatie!!"
2007-11-12 09:10:36 · answer #9 · answered by qυєєи of му cαsтlє ♥ 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I've cleaned the toilet as you can see
so please be careful when you pee.
Also remember, please to flush,
when I see your poo, it makes me blush.
2007-11-12 10:46:00 · answer #10 · answered by schmoopie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋